Best Ovulating Poems

The nose knows

A sight to make tired eyes blink
Skunks walking away from another’s stink

A simple fact not known too well
With one end they stink, the other they smell

A simpler fact that not everyone knows
One end’s the tail the other the nose

The stink they exude
Can be...

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Neutron binary star collision 

               Drifting in the ether, most of my adult life 
             Drawn toward a magnetar,...

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I would imagine Adam Smith's invisible cooperative economic
self-and-Other-investment hand,
at least during Christian Sunday morning services,
looked and sounded and felt very much
like the One Invisibly-Organic-Holistic-Enlightened MindBody of Christ.

I would further imagine
both he and George Washington,
at least in church on Sunday morning,
would have imagined this same Invisible...

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ESTIMATING NINE MONTHS FROM ESKIMO KISSES

TUNDRA tunics
tendered,
holding hot
homeothermic
sentient swaddling,
stirred with
warm waves of
cocoa cresting charm,
bathed in barometric
swoon.
sweetheart neckline
netted nefariously
close -
charm capitulated.
frowns forever forlorn,
as aromatics allure —
cologne colonization,
fever-pitch
of friendship,
not so subtly
sensuous —
harbored hashtag,
blue breath
below freezing —
frenetic, freeing
OF ovulating applause.

12/4/2017...

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February fourth nineteen ninety nine...

Signified birth of our second bundle of joy
whereby linkedin chromosomes betwixt
the missus and I intimately expressed ourselves  
and me would alloy
courtesy meiosis the miracle
of human reproduction would deploy
distribution of genetic material.

Full term newborn occured
Suburban Mercy Hospital birthplace
(2701 Dekalb Pike, Norristown,...

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Actions Speak Louder Then Words

A All around this whole wide world
C Can constantly be seen people invaded by clowns
T Thinking that their answer is the only one
I Intelligently recognized by Republicans 
O Or any other obscure official
N Normal enough to bare good gifts
S So superfluous...

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I'm so uffing frustrated 
It's late night n my pupils dilated
Blood pressure sky rocket like I'm ovulating 
N life ain't wasting no time 
Like its obligated
Catching me slipping on the sideline
Right beside being patient
On a ledge trying to hold on 
Just trying to say this
But...

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My lover is like no other
He is Romantic and Fantastic
Gracious and Ambitious
Courageous and Gorgeous
Charismatic and Dynamic
He is very Athletic
He is Confident and Strong
Charming and Warm
Cuddly and Cute 
Interesting and very Captivating
His love has me Ovulating
My body is Obsessing
This feeling is Refreshing
I should count my blessing...

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Funny that
I used to take pretty
Girls out for coffee
In the seventies
And they questioned me
How come
You don't want to 
Get in our pants?
Are you gay?

No and no.

I just want
Your intellect
Is that so odd?

Sex might come later
But for now 
It matters not
If you are menstruating or ovulating
Your...

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Every month, ovulating
Yearning, breathing in and out
In and out, breathing – inhaling
Exhaling, panting, gasping
Yearning, begging, pleading
Please, God, please!

Every month, echoing
The past months, the years
The tears adding up, rivers
Of yearning, hopes shattered
Moons coming and going, 
Hearts breaking, interrupting
The prayers for a small cry,

Every month, praying, praying
Imploring...

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I bought a pair of
off-brand running shoes today.

The impoverished man who made them, the man who birthed them sole to tongue in
some third-world hellhole slept like a baby that night after sewing
steadfast at machine no. 21 all day and into the night.
He was too
tired to...

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A meeting of pineapples is a foray of intergalactic integral faith movements but writhing around on sea horses is not a wise idea for a beeswax candle. Swarm a plenty is a swarm a many but a money...

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The crater of pragmatic world.
Burden of having systolic soul.
Time has the enigma to manoeuvre 
you leeward and wee-ward.
Space has the power to breed unbreakable emotion.
Justifying the irrational behaviour is like 
contaminating bruised sanity.
Pacify the thought of rejuvenated aura.
Deep down lies the wounded heartbroken rhythmic solution.
We...

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Hello all, my name is Raymond, but most folk call me Ray.
I’m just your normal bloke, who works bloody hard each day
to earn a pay packet, that gets hijacked by my wife;
so, Jen controls the finances and keeps me out of strife.

Jen claims that I’m...

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Ailing armadillos advertising artichokes. But bringing back brilliance brought big booming bangs. Courteous cats creating canopies. Dogs do dare dream during digs. Energetic eggs evaluating effigies. Frying fortresses frees flamingos. Grateful goats grinning greedily. Hippos have heavenly havens hinting hate had hidden. Investing idiots ignoring...

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