Best Outsmarting Poems


Premium Member I shall find a way or make one

(Inveniam viam)

Far beyond these eerie things, where limits have no scales
Fish are replacing gills, with turbine aerated tails 
Sea level’s losing all meaning, for the humpback whales 
Ships piggyback them, harpoons syphon wind from their sails 

Today I woke up early, lately I’ve let dreams flow 
Into an abstract yonder, where visions often go
A wave came over me, up from my downy pillow 
When tidal forces passed away, many moons ago 

As the ocean waved goodbye, I called for an encore
Behaving like a poultice, the beach drew back old gore
You could’ve bowled me over, sent ripples to my core
Never again I’d sleep soundly, near this bloody shore 

After a fretful lie-on, facing truths with each turn 
My sundial running on empty, stars can’t always churn
Moribund in dimness, til an old spark can return 
Reigniting glory days, (let supernovae burn)

Overhead the vacuum grows, just to make more space 
Stretching my dysmorphia, to align with gods face
No one knows for certain, who enhanced his human race 
Gave an artful hand, outsmarting evolution’s pace 

As life spirals forward, in a world out of control 
Entropy dismantles, stripping back our maker’s role 
The poet in me keeps goofing, digging deeper holes
He’s a junkie rhymester, overdosing on this soul 

So hail all billionaires, who never walk down my street
Flying above fake cripples, with power in their feet
Prodigies of bad and worse, scheming to make ends meet 
Leaves an aftertaste of smugness, one that will repeat 

As for those big questions, some take a straightforward twist
Two things I thought might go away, stubbornly exist 
Not death or taxes, I’m already over that list 
Each day I arise, how come lies and bullsh!t persist?

First there was oblivion, til I woke up and saw 
Now fully awake, dead ahead looms a fatal flaw 
But so long as I can dream, and able to guffaw
It only hurts when I laugh, Don’t you think? vents my jaw 

By David Kavanagh 
Hms
Categories: outsmarting, dark, dream, life,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Snap Trap

It’s not for lack of intelligence 
My inhibitor is on the fritz

A frontal lobe phenomena
I’m prone to gaffes and fits

My amygdalae are loaded
A hair trigger set to snap 

Sometimes words escape me
Like rats outsmarting a trap
Categories: outsmarting, anger, mental health, rude,
Form: Rhyme

A Fishy Comparison

I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
   Outsmarting your dinner
   Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?
© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: outsmarting, fish, fishing, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry


Caffeine Rush

Heartbeat fast
Nerves so high
Senses tense
Mind trembling
Darkness surrounded
I’m turning 
From side to side

Blood veins jumping
Thoughts in chaos
Brain running
Stars falling
I’m still turning
From side to side

Time is still
Clocks have turned
Against me 
And my mind 
Outsmarting time
I’m turning
From side to side

Eyelids falling
Heartbeat fast
Nerves so high
Mind is tense
I’m still turning 
From side to side
Categories: outsmarting, character, confusion, introspection, longing,
Form: Free verse

Cut By Half

Remember how the
morning was warm with
its first hint of spring

Under the sky unusually clear
our smiles were wandering
through streets with coffee scent
uplifting the mood and the sun
outsmarting the moon

Your bus arrived early when
I thought how again I am
walking you home half-way

Only half-way because the
day was Sunday and
everything closed half-early
in Luxembourg and the
buses too arrived early bringing
nostalgia too quickly

so the day was cut by half
half-early yet the
sun was outsmarting the moon
too soon
Categories: outsmarting, city, dedication, dream, first
Form: Free verse

Thought Producing Sparks

Grab my pen for some strange and let loose, 
Mysterious activity, Stonehenge hidden truths, 
Boosting the brains roof with rhythm and funky grooves, 
Improving thought producing sparks, 
Hidden but released from the heart, 
Outsmarting light and darkness, atomic quickness, 
Removing the minds distress and subconscious mess.
Opened up to visions of visions, witnessing negative conditioning,
living within it, surrounded by blind human beings being ignorant dimwitted earthlings, why?
Third eye seeing reality as it is,  or is it a dream?
Am I channeling higher thought through story rhymes writing idioms? 
Your systems don't run on this level, where the devil and light battle over the control of upheavals,
The opposite to evil? Are you? Am I? 
Is this all an illusion flying by and gone? 
I want the answers of higher questioning looking for truth!
Miss understood youth climbing roofs to find skate spots,
I don't know alot, but I seek out jewels of wisdoms, 
From imagination coexisting with rhythm I write them,
Without blemish, missions of word searching or straight from the dome?
Wiser written patterns writing unique philosophy unknown to Rome,
Mystic code, quick with power from the summit unloading flow,
Those who follow the inner teacher reach knowing from observing,
This brings serving your learning by seeking wise knowledge,
Stiching my self back together,
Im not saying you have a better life,
Devising an enticing writing, reviving ancient word play in layers,
Dirt occurs to be a top player, 
Important to understand the language of the world,
At a later date we may make it, 
Alchemist word tribes combined find fine lines, not for the blind,
What kind of writing is this pouring from my vessel as I sail,
Oceans of end less waters, deliver me mail from the almighty mailman.

Quincy Mac
Date Written: 5.8.2016
© Quincy Mac  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: outsmarting, meaningful, mystery, philosophy, truth,
Form: Epic


Violet-Blue Death

1. Non-fiction

The bathroom faucet gushes nectar
drowns my hands in never-laughter,
"Sorry" is a specter
when you told me "0" I felt disgusting,
hopelessly deluded,
naked.

Last night I dreamed
that New York City was nuked,
another Twin Towers Lost,
everyone radiated.

But then I dreamed of you,
in a tight blue dress,
glaring,
cute pout,
"Is this right?" you asked
as you flawlessly played
Beethoven's "The Tempest."

I smiled. "Perfect."
I hardly smile these days.

2. Satisfaction

Deflection of your image is essential.
The closer I get, the more
those spiders right there
don't you see them
slipping on the stucco wall?
They remember the feeling
that satisfaction brings
of outsmarting us all
as the sky reflected in my fingernail
is a storyteller of love's plastic rings.

Is it summer yet?
This doesn't feel
adventurous, heart-warming,
sunsets, beaches,
grandfather, innocent crush,
my eyes in sugar rush,
and the books that told me much
so that I could die one day in your hush.

3. A Loss of Inspiration

Midnight's soon, the day's been wasted
thinking of worlds aside from This,
the walls' three dents from my broken fist
and the postcard she forgot she posted

in this odd room I fill
with jackets, wisdom, thrill,
come sundown I rush into wishes
that my jealousy could be just,
yet it's "brand-new in a landfill"
restoring your horrified webcam look.

Since you've gone and my love has died,
this pen's bloodstains have been my pride.

4. Medicine

Maybe you don't realize
you've crushed that tiny bug.
His funeral will not be held,
not until the walls cover their ears,
and blood diamonds ask for fears.

A refill
and a terror,
I can only see your purple sweater
bending once for all my vice;
Maroon Dream City is waiting for us.

These med heavens.
So addicting
until I relapsed into your eyes,
I'm still sick of it all:
the horizon never reached
and darkness perched and ready.
Stop confusing me already.

5. Hideout

Hey, why did
I miss you
Your smile from last June
And no girl will ever
I wonder
I wonder
Slow down, run me over
And laaaugh
Come walk beside this faster incompletion 
On a chilly night of sirens
Hey, why did
And my head pounds from lack of
Hey, if I were to go forever
Come to me in my hideout
and I'll kiss your scream
with eternity.
Categories: outsmarting, addiction, crazy, dark, ,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Outsmarting the Grim Reaper

Every morning when I awake 
And reach for my paper and coffee cake, 
I check to see if my name appears,
Trying to quell my deepest fears 
That this might be the very day
When the old grim reaper has his way
It’s really a little game we play!

He’s trying to catch me unawares,
I don’t think that he really cares 
When it will be, as long as he can say he’s won…
The game is over… so long… it’s done.
But I must outwit his nefarious scheme
For it has always been my dream
To live as long as my enemies do
Longer is better from my point of view!

So I eat my veggies, drink my milk, 
Cream my face till it’s smooth as silk 
When I drink my wine, I never drive, 
Insuring I will arrive home alive.
I watch my weight, walk a mile a day 
And watch out for cars along the way. 
I’ve followed the plan to a tee 
But there is a problem that I see 

I’ve gotten too old to run and hide
As I feel my bones rub together inside 
So I’ve decided to lure him to bed 
But with someone else lying there instead. 
And since love is blind, he will not see,
The victim he smites is not me!
The game is over…so long…it’s done
But he’ll never know…it is I who’s won!



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Categories: outsmarting, funny, old, drink, old,
Form: Light Verse

Portrait of An Envirophile

Measure you may the enviro-crusader’s carbon footprint
As he globe-trots piling credits on his obese carbon profile.
Never mind, in exotic locations on eco-holiday does he relax,
Ready is he to depocket valuable dollars as carbon tax.
Lavishly he spends lucres to go green,
To erect sustainable habitat.
Is it all as it’s trendy? -You must have a bad spleen.

He rides Zero Emission Vehicle,
The grateful Department of Environment laurelled him
With an Environmental Identification Number (EIN).
In the superstore, he flaxes his financial muscle to go organic,
Practises his throw-away culture by biodegradables.
On Earth Hour, he delves deep into darkness abysmal;
On top of that he observes a Personal Earth Hour on his own.
Is it all to emerge as an Environmentally Important Person (EIP)? 


This Messiah of the environment,
The EIP with an EIN, 
Clamour the cynics, commits ecocide by alluring a locust of media men 
Millions of tons of papers he devours
Newspapers blossom with his green-practice
And buzz tv channels and glow the cyberdom with his green-image.
The green-guru thus releases more carbon to the atmosphere 
Outsmarting the global per capita carbon emission.
Categories: outsmarting, social, earth,
Form: Verse

Premium Member Fat Mouse

Fat Mouse

He has scored three
me still none
He is fat
I, running out of cheese
a little critter he is
outsmarting my genius
this house
not big enough
for the both of us
the battle is on
the outcome
unknown
Categories: outsmarting, animal, hilarious,
Form: Free verse

A Spate of Cool Temperatures

How refreshing to experience
     a reprieve from sultry weather
when hazy, hot,
     and humid warm front
     unleashes a very short sweaty tether.

Man hat tin dar overcast skies
     hint potential rain on the way
perchance avast dastardly
     flickr ring instagram

     kickstarter linkedin shutterfly
     Taurus headed soundcloud
     skidding across celestial
     (span hushed) rink

     surprising forecasters by yowl
     ling whimsically, unexpectedly oye vay
training (laser like),
     Asian outsize dark cloud

     climatological frontispiece
     randomly making next stop Old
     Rotten Gotham's Greenwich Village
     zero wing in on

     Poor (Chuck Keys) Uruguay
neighborhood possibly confidently
     foretold by meteorologists today
pointing at map showing

     cold air mass as it doth sashay
July twenty first 2018, though
     Mother Nature defies pre
     diction pulling out all (busted) stops,

     vis a vis via "her" quay
zee bag of tricks nay
saying trained forecasters klan
hush all self importance

     also to humble those mere mortals
     getting paid a handsome buck
by anthropomorphizing viz cluck
king in tandem with duck
billed Baritone Horn
     Trumpeting "FAKE" luck

trotting out obstreperous
     Sunny Rays, who doth beam
with radiance a
     diametrically opposed extreme

over zealous call for precipitation
     instead raining one after another quanta
     bright blinding meme
outsmarting the seem

ming airtight (cat in the bag)
prediction leaving once supreme
vouchsafing without a doubt forecasters
     left holding the empty bag
     large enough tuff fit the whole team.
Categories: outsmarting, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

Ironical Affair

Ironical Affair 

It is just little before 1661, I was the finance
 minister of Louis , the fourteenth who loved
 wine and pretty woman  in lavish party
 I supplied  him all including  the much
 needed money as he was leading
 an  extravagant lifestyle , I was
  indispensible to him  as he  was
 to me ,sometimes  I outshined him
 by merit , he was very pleased 
with my  charm and  wit, I was 
very happy ,too , as I was supposed
 to be  made the prime minister after the
death  of Jules Mazarin but the post was 
 abolished and  I was not  surprised at all
 as I knew it was  the  price  he paid me for my 
brilliant service and I comprehended
 that I was falling out of his favour so 
I needed a smart thing to win back him ,
 I was too stupid to arrange a party,
 With  wine , woman , poetry
  and cuisine from the orient which
 he had  never tested before , after
 the seven-course dinner I showed
 him a promenade through the 
chateau’s gardens, I accompanied him
 to  the shrubbery and flower beds 
, at the gardens’ canals he witnessed 
 a fireworks display followed
 by the performance of Moliere’s play
  but in the morning next day I was
 banished  from the court on the charges
 of outsmarting the king .
Categories: outsmarting, wisdom,
Form: Free verse

The Short Burst of Elation Winning At Online Solitaire

One need not be David Copperfield,
nor a card shark/sharp, scrutinizing
random display codified
computer algorithm doth yield.

The chance to "win"
may appear tubby zero
analogous finding a diamond
in the rough, even
with help of
a heartfelt superhero

nonetheless toil away, asper
setting suitable spade work,
and cock sombrero
just so to avoid,
the virtual sun
shining in eyes, and affect

a fin guard hand sum
swagger that Cicero,
would be fain to boast
whereat sportsman/
woman ship touted
from one coast

to another for playing
fair and square
as with a ghost,
but essentially nobody,
but yourself dost host,
which one person team,

(thou self) essentially most
ideal match, when testing layout
random shuffle computer
program did post,
and no matter experiencing
cerebral neurons sizzling
like fifty shades plus

of gray matter roast
ting like chestnuts 
on an open fire 
envision accolades huzzahs,
and special toast

ye give yourself,
no matter stiff odds
stacked against thee,
and feel a bit whooshy
washy outsmarting the

game coder despite yar tushy
feeling comfortably numb,
with tingling sensation,
no matter squishy
tissue being pinched with

all out effort of most pushy
fan (again your sole self),
who succeeds as best
groupie getting mushy
timidly asking yourself

for an autograph,
and lastly taking a selfie
posing incognito with a
note tory us whig  
outlandishly bushy.
Categories: outsmarting, adventure, art, december, games,
Form: Dramatic Verse

I'M Not Sure You Know What To Say Part 2

And I sit here silently holding on in a world that is not my own
Wondering why outsmarting drug dealers
And running away from broken homes has landed me into a brave new world 
Where we go stalk miracles revolutionizing for truth to come from the mouths
of terrible liars has to go on
Why am I the one downing poison called medication with rashes and sleeping 
disorders?
When some sick man can get on a plane
and sleep with a kidnapped little girl 
for a one night stand
and politicians will fight and defend this political friend to the end
but we delude ourselves that we indeed have freedom

So here I stand clipping the wings of angels and heroes
speaking to madmen
and obsessive-compulsive demons
Telling every young person the use for an ******** is not a fetish that only
the underground spies can sabotage
While the rest of us complain about computer viruses

We all came from another world to come together to defeat something
And now that these tests arte being failed 
And we approach god’s birthday
Gabrielle has a new dance not called the Macarena
And I have a few stories to tell of hybrid theories connecting the dots
and those poisoning the well 
Silent wars
And official plots full of holes that never came from bullets

As I sit here studying the feathers
I have pulled from the angel’s wings 
I have clipped
and the demons think I am on their side
I cry to myself
between me and you
because man has a plan
and the demons have no idea
that god and the angels
and the people they have poisoned are going to introduce them to one heck of a 
ride

But I know you have nothing to say
Categories: outsmarting, confusion, imagination, introspection, people,
Form: Free verse

I Will Make the Right Choice (Don'T Feel Like Praying Today)

I don’t feel like praying for Rodney,
But I will keep doing it.
I don’t feel he will ever accept you.
I feel like I’m wasting my time,
Everything but You and me,
Is on his mind.
He wants nice things,
But he won’t open his heart,
To the one who will give them
To him. He’s not dumb.
He’s very smart. Right now,
He’s outsmarting himself.
Looking for all the wrong  ways,
To gain wealth. 
You already gave it to him.
We were totally the same.
Not feeling like we got,
Enough attention,
From parents and siblings,
Because God gave us everything,
We needed and much more,
To survive. He just won’t open,
His eyes to see that he is the star,
Of the family tree. Because God gave him,
The tools to rule within his gifting.
 Maybe one day, he will forgive,
Parents and siblings.
And accept that God paved 
The way for His wonderful life
That is ahead of him.
I don’t know why I still have the urge,
To pray for Rodney.
After all of the horrible things he did to me:
Stole my computer, kept my car out all night long,
Had this illiterate chick calling my phone,
As a result causing all kinds of confusion,
 In my home. Calling me everyday to get,
Him out of jail, stressing me so badly
That we lost our baby, not coming home
To grieve with me. I don’t deserve,
 Such mistreatment, But God still 
Wants me to pray for this dude.
I should have a negative attitude,
Toward him. I still don’t feel like 
Praying for him, but I am doing 
What God wants. Maybe Rodney,
Will do so too. So I choose like 
He has to make a voice to lift 
My voice, and pray for change,
In his heart one day.
Categories: outsmarting, faith, family, forgiveness, friendship,
Form: Free verse
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