Best Offal Poems

Awful Offal


O' inspiration, you wretched little whore
Fickle as a feral cat
Your siren song, a wailing howl
Poison arid fellows, foul
Luring lesser louts to shore

Surviving yet another spat
Rising higher than before
No time to waste on lowly life
Will not taste their bitter strife
For the falcon feeds off of...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks

As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found me
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant stomping on tummy
or...

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Offal
 
As a member, a tiny speck, in and of this species, 
a mountainous pile - I do feel ( of human feces ) –
is - so many, many times – how I am made to feel. 
Are the words, the thoughts, the feelings really...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly 
felt he would die
an undertaking malaise
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement,
wherein waste unable to expel
from...

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Upon swallowing first or second named laxative
or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack,
within 8+ ounces of water,
not aesthetically pleasing major drawback
foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack
sometimes burned and scorched black
movement came swift, on par how fast
snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack
obstructed potty bowl.

Well now... monumental...

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ZGlance Phattey
 is a marvelous movie
it has enough equal parts
 to balance even the most 
religious or anti religious
 person or people.
People often get tired of 
the religious reasons for doing 
or not doing things. I heard 
"The Baronet and Knight were 
in dispute due...

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Thats offal!
What is offal?
I think this is
Offal.
Yeah it's Offal.
Can we have more?
Yeah ; but you know
it's Offal.
oh my God
it's Offal.
It sure is. It Sure is offal!
Lady Meatus and Gent's Woman
ate Offal.

He caught de Bussy and went
to get Offal.
He like "em Offal.
Offal, Offal man.
ya'll know thats...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes 
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms 
wrench yours truly 
analogous to contortionist,
who presents convincing torturous scenario
even absent primal screams
readers...

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Eviscerated,
my offal,
donated transplants.

MagiCicada 13 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy

06/15/18...

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