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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Upon swallowing first or second named laxative or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack, within 8+ ounces of water, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack sometimes burned and scorched black movement came swift, on par how fast snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack obstructed potty bowl. Well now... monumental poetic challenge, I now craftily abbreviate (think clogged toilet synonymous with blockage) waste matter after days did accumulate ready to apply corkerasp regarding rectal blockage to alleviate. Imagine impossible airy mission to defecate which debilitating scenario (mine) accursed fate frequently recurring more often as yours truly ages i.e. latter day saint Matthew Scott got older rectal affliction compromised me ordinary easy going demeanor to boot disallowing, disenabling, and not permitting me - effecting, emulating, and exhaling Tony the tiger's catchword grrrrrreat if queried about my constitution when alas... absolute ecstasy found me expelling bowel movement with effort weighing approximately 0.71428571 stone though relieved, nevertheless the toilet bowl clogged, prompting me to correct historical records on two accounts despite causing potential ruckus disaster buffs may incriminate nsync notion huge bowel movement (mine) took down (analogous voyage to bottom of sea) toto Lusitania and actually additionally caused separate incident complex edifice (think Titanic) both sturdy ships of state former rendered, lifted, foundered... latter purportedly crashing into iceberg mate.
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