Best Nudie Poems

At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business...

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My book of life contains a cowgirl page
When pointy-toed boots were still in style
And Nudie country jackets were the rage
I'd pick a special hat out...

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Tired of the same old scenes around here.
Thought hey im gonna explore space.
Introduce Little space dudes to bad habbits
nudie mags and maybe share a beer.

Yeah...

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The heritage 
went for a sale. A tree 
stands denuded, after 
a nudie.

An orange land hides 
the broken remains of terra 
cota. I wanted an...

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Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes...

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Oh my sweetie is a cutie, 
All she needs do is shake her bootie, 
But what makes me want to hoo-tee, 
Is when she's a...

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Did someone just mention a nudie beach
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes...

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Footles, as one, regarding Spring by Sandro Botticelli



Sandro
Does Know:

Venus-
Genus

Darkened,
Starkened

West wind
Chlore sinned;

Shrewd glance,
Now dance

Bough, her
Flower;

Three Grace
At base

Bypass
Time sass,

Laurels
Morals

Orange grove,
Bee soave;

Broody-
Nudie

Looks left,
Bereft,

Cupid,
Stupid

As love
Above

High arts,
Babe farts

Passion's
Rations. 



March 18,...

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When you look up in the sky and you see those floating lights going side to side and up 
and down and not in a...

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Where have all the personalities gone 
since superficial insanity spawned 
girls shallow yet sunken
swallowed vain drunken
gobbled drug consumption, 
common sense shrugged ‘em?

Those fake tans look...

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I’m so concerned for Britney Spears;
She’s dancing to a Timberlake!
The “Toxic” singer’s shedding tears;
I’m shocked some people think they’re fake.

Danced “Holy Grail?” She must be...

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For Sake of Form

What makes you think I want to see your very naked ass
standing there displaying all, lacking any class?

You ancients felt that bearing...

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I put my hand out to find just space
those I'd help nowhere to trace
learnt my judgement was misplaced
oh how good bonds go to waste 

finding...

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Take me to the lounge
Black boots
nudie suits
Dressing  up like the sky
Razer shaved
Miss behave
Calling your number
A cold cup of coffee 
Reminds me to turn back
Latter...

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