Best Nudie Poems

At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business strutting their stuff
And as you've probably guessed, they're all in the buff.

There's all shapes and sizes, some skinny, some fat
Others...

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Tired of the same old scenes around here.
Thought hey im gonna explore space.
Introduce Little space dudes to bad habbits
nudie mags and maybe share a beer.

Yeah it'll take some getting use to
anti gravity bars.
Pack up the whiskey and of course the kids
honey cause were moving to...

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My book of life contains a cowgirl page
When pointy-toed boots were still in style
And Nudie country jackets were the rage
I'd pick a special hat out of the pile
You'd see me coming for a country mile!

There was a certain one that I recall
I'd wear it when...

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The heritage 
went for a sale. A tree 
stands denuded, after 
a nudie.

An orange land hides 
the broken remains of terra 
cota. I wanted an earthen 
inkpot and a reed pen.

There was a wounded word 
on the tongue. A  
dragonfly leaves the voracious 
appetite...

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Footles, as one, regarding Spring by Sandro Botticelli



Sandro
Does Know:

Venus-
Genus

Darkened,
Starkened

West wind
Chlore sinned;

Shrewd glance,
Now dance

Bough, her
Flower;

Three Grace
At base

Bypass
Time sass,

Laurels
Morals

Orange grove,
Bee soave;

Broody-
Nudie

Looks left,
Bereft,

Cupid,
Stupid

As love
Above

High arts,
Babe farts

Passion's
Rations. 



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Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
This is not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE

Don't have...

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Did someone just mention a nudie beach
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
Not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE

Don't have to be...

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Oh my sweetie is a cutie, 
All she needs do is shake her bootie, 
But what makes me want to hoo-tee, 
Is when she's a dancing nudie.

Oh, she always is in fashion, 
A rockette when she has her boots on, 
But what really wakes my...

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When you look up in the sky and you see those floating lights going side to side and up 
and down and not in a straight line…it’s cuz them UFO people are drinking my profits. And you and yours are arresting me for just makin’...

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Where have all the personalities gone 
since superficial insanity spawned 
girls shallow yet sunken
swallowed vain drunken
gobbled drug consumption, 
common sense shrugged ‘em?

Those fake tans look so strange,
skin isn’t supposed to be orange, 
hair extensions make me cringe, 
and why are you putting jewels on your...

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I’m so concerned for Britney Spears;
She’s dancing to a Timberlake!
The “Toxic” singer’s shedding tears;
I’m shocked some people think they’re fake.

Danced “Holy Grail?” She must be sick;
She shows such pain on Instagram.
I’m not here for the nudie pics.
Here for you, Brit, I really am!...

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For Sake of Form

What makes you think I want to see your very naked ass
standing there displaying all, lacking any class?

You ancients felt that bearing all to everyone was norm.
There you are with less than you had on when you were born.

I don’t know why...

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I put my hand out to find just space
those I'd help nowhere to trace
learnt my judgement was misplaced
oh how good bonds go to waste 

finding out it's all one way
false personas ran the play 
fake facades fade to grey 
actions don't match what they say

and...

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Take me to the lounge
Black boots
nudie suits
Dressing  up like the sky
Razer shaved
Miss behave
Calling your number
A cold cup of coffee 
Reminds me to turn back
Latter days into empty space
Wanton saints
Capricious my delicious
My demon-licious 
It's worth looking into
There's a better way to think of it
The day...

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