Best Mavis Poems

Life without her
would never be the same
She was the loudest, proudest
most endearingly brash
sugar-sweet and pickle-sour
five-foot-two, force to be reckoned with
that anyone in Yell county had ever met

I confess
I was somewhat obsessed
with Miss Mavis' hair as a child
perhaps it was the fact
that she was the only...

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Mavis was a party girl but a boor

   She's not welcome at parties anymore

      She causes people to yawn

         As she babbles on and on

     ...

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(a couple of war wives out the front of their houses)
(Please note *** is cigarette and aye is yes)

So whilst the golden fire displayed nature in her prime
And oak trees stood proud and good in a regimental line
Dancing silhouettes tinkered,creating a wondering swaying scene
Mavis clad...

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- The Villanelle Of David Torment of Mavis’ Chill Autumn Night Plight-


Mavis couldn't stop thinking about the chill
burr, twas just so autumn of a night
But she could never forget the frill

Cold morning, Mavis was shocked by the freeze
She found herself feeling rather light
Mavis couldn't stop...

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Illuminated golden cherry blossoms had slowly descended
As the secret lovers and their wretched curse had ended.
Their souls, through the essence of magic, finally ascended....

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