Best Masher Poems

I kept those little pigs alive
to stall the beasty, pursed to huff,
while piglets fled and still survive.

They live immortal and contrive
the hungry masher to rebuff.
I kept those little pigs alive.

Their only goal was to deprive,
escaping sometimes in the buff,
the piglets fled and still survive.

My story...

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Looking under a leaf
In search of a caterpillar thief
Pinched a tomatoes cheek
Oh what a creepy creep

He's a very deliberate critter
She cried that hairy worm bit her
Said,"He'd come back to get her
And scare her baby sitter."

Her nanny saw her cryin'
Knew she wasn't lyin'
Her story there was...

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Mind Bind
Head Band.

Mind Grind
Brain Matter.

Tender Sender
Mushy Masher

Election Collection
A Bad Chad

For Heather Ober's Make me laugh contest.
07/01/13...

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A prawn masquerading as a peanut can be quite disturbing. So many times a peel is a garment used to shroud. A tentacle hidden. Here and there. Then to reappear with an often violent burst of becoming. A burst of becoming is neither a beetle,...

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GEORGY BUYS A CAR

                         A man named Georgie had a few--
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Ram air jig saw jam it jamboree
Force feeder fill it suck it all in binger
Get your kicks off here and there and everywhere
Crystallized colorization banger crusader

Simple Simon says masher remixer just grooving it baby

Carnival kaleidoscope head spinner
Silver sliver slipper sliding on down working it home
Back...

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Lyricvixen's Fried Wonton Recipe

childlike memories with
an adult like twist
(just: a tiny dollop + ketchup & mustard & pickles
    ?? a McDonald's Mickey D's thing going on )

1.) ?? first overnight "soaking" 1/4 cup to 1/2 cup = RICE
(WHY = https://allpoetry.com/poem/14723469-Why-Soak-Rice-Overnight-by-Verlecia)

note - make...

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The in-store music is country-slow,
the vibes twangy.
I pick through the tack and tinsel,
dig for rough diamonds.
Squeezing past other consumers,
sharp showers of oven scourers.
A toilet brush, a candy bar,
a plastic encrusted necklace –
pink or blue, all are equals here.
A potato masher calls to me;
yet another set...

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Wet Ingredients

* 2 - bananas
* 1/8 tsp - pure vanilla extract
* 1/8 tsp - banana extract
* 1 Tbsp - Butter (i use 1/2 Tbsp for shake)
("Original Spread - Country Crock")
*  1/2 cup or 1 cup Milk (used - Thai Kitchen coconut milk)
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Lyricvixen's Dark Cherry Blueberry Chocolate Ice Cream (Low-Calcium)(not-vegan) )

11.1 oz - (OR - 330ml or four 1/3 cups) Embe Coconut Milk -
              ( whole container)  (got at Walmart)

* ten - Pitted*...

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so some wooden spoons and a potato masher
with a spaghetti spoon and some other utensils
being what they are every day, stoically on duty
crammed into the unremarkable utensil holder
but one particular day when they and the light
decided to converse secretly with the universe
over an unknown coffee...

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I spent my day shopping for rubies
I knew nothing about them
A masher tried to speak to me
I made short work of him

A shop girl showed me cases
There were so many shapes and sizes
So many cuts and carats 
One beautiful, some would not win prizes

I asked...

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The alcea or hollyhock
Waltzers by with a schmaltzy walk
Jasper color facets her stock
Cashet and lock , cashet and lock

Balkers do not alcea breathe, 
Masher gives her a sweet reprieve 
Upside down petticoats believe
She’s wild and free, she’s wild and free...

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in a large roasting pan combine
3 cups of aundoille or polish sausage bite sized
3 cups of peeled diced carrots
3 cups of peeled red bell peppers diced
1 cup of peeled diced sweet potatos
2 sprigs of thyme
2 sprigs of rosemary
8 cloves of garlic
1 cup of diced onion
1/2...

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