Best Lubrication Poems

"I can't get it up" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"I can't get it in" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"This thrusting is making it sore" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"Now its really red raw' I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"The pain I suffer...

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This life fell apart at the seams
His wife met the part of her dreams
  Enraptured hearts elucidating
  Her captured hearts hallucinating.

With a poetry sweeter than pillowtalk
To know me and follow my walk
  I'll lead you astray
  Every conceivable way.
  ...

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