Rob Carter Poet Free verse

Lubrication

"I can't get it up" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"I can't get it in" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"This thrusting is making it sore" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"Now its really red raw' I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"The pain I suffer for you" I cried
She replied "try more lubrication"
"Its in and gliding nicely" I cried
She replied "no more lubrication"
"Fixing these pistons by hand really hurts" I cried
She replied "try hand lubrication"
"This cream really soothes" I sighed
She replied "I love lubrication"

Written 9th March 2014

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Rob Carter March 9, 2014 at 11:44 AM Thanks Jan. That's from too many hours of Carry On over the years! Rob Jan Allison March 9, 2014 at 12:09 PM Ohhhhh Matronnnnnnnnn - wasn't carry on fabulous - the comedies of today don't come close to those of the past like fawlty towers and only fools and horses - thank heavens for re-runs. jan xx

Jan Allison March 9, 2014 at 11:34 AM oh this made me giggle I love the innuendo Jan xxx Rob Carter March 9, 2014 at 11:53 AM Thanks Jan. That's from too many hours of Carry On over the years! Rob