Lubrication

"I can't get it up" I cried She replied "try more lubrication" "I can't get it in" I cried She replied "try more lubrication" "This thrusting is making it sore" I cried She replied "try more lubrication" "Now its really red raw' I cried She replied "try more lubrication" "The pain I suffer for you" I cried She replied "try more lubrication" "Its in and gliding nicely" I cried She replied "no more lubrication" "Fixing these pistons by hand really hurts" I cried She replied "try hand lubrication" "This cream really soothes" I sighed She replied "I love lubrication" Written 9th March 2014

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Rob Carter

Date: 3/9/2014 11:44:00 AM

Thanks Jan. That's from too many hours of Carry On over the years! Rob

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2014 12:09:00 PM

Ohhhhh Matronnnnnnnnn - wasn't carry on fabulous - the comedies of today don't come close to those of the past like fawlty towers and only fools and horses - thank heavens for re-runs. jan xx

Jan Allison

Date: 3/9/2014 11:34:00 AM

oh this made me giggle I love the innuendo Jan xxx

Rob Carter
Date: 3/9/2014 11:53:00 AM

Thanks Jan. That's from too many hours of Carry On over the years! Rob