Best Leakage Poems

A lady with a weak bladder*
Thought nothing could make her madder
But Heaven knows
Her pantyhose
Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! 


*Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing 
leakage.  The French strengthen bladder muscle by 
blowing up balloons.  The Japanese prefer sitting on 
a wooden stool and repetitiously...

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Drippy
              by
       samnesia.com

“He’s kept himself together”
“That boy’s kept himself in line”, they said.
But I can’t keep hurting myself
and say that I am happy.
There’s a leakage in...

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Boy those wheeler dealers sure work hard
just look at Ed slaving away sorting things.
First he sorts out the electrics and switches
then he turns his attention to the mechanics.

Strips out the callipers and replaces them
a new exhaust is also on the cards.
Back breaking work as he...

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Mischief

M   My soulmate is a miracle woman
I     In Conception and in contraception
S    She’s born three children one on the coil
C    Condom leakage on another and
H    Her first born on the...

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After a long period of time, there was an awful stench  in the garage.
After ceaseless investigations, we were clueless of  the origin of stink.

It smelt like dead mice, but there was no sign of any.
It smelt like gas, and we feared there might...

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In the multitude of counsellors there is life,
             Running away implies stabbing yourself with your knife.

                 ...

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I am dreaming the past
Past when KBC was the only station
Each morning started with the anthem of the nation
We had to know your intention
Before saying anything through the station
Each anchor had a level of education
While talent was just an addition
Any deviation
Captured the important attention
Of the...

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Coffee or tea?

Fragmented frogs frolicking fruitlessly freeing flavoursome fairy freckles,
But what of the speckled hound in the bin?
Well he growled,
He snarled,
The sole paw pilot pivoting,
How interesting was it to note though that the frogs although fragmented held a fragrance like no other,
And like no other...

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At times like this.

When I get hot flashes.

And leakage between my thighs

I can always depend on you to take me there

To take me to a level of highness

You cleanse my body

Making my soul warm

What you do for me … no other has come close

The sounds...

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Goal of the Soul – Zamreen Zarook
 
Mind is a sole proprietor, 
It function as our accelerator, 
at times it is an acceptor, 
Where as regardless the matter, it is our rejecter.

Frustrations peeps as we get failed,
When tension caught , it hard to get bailed,
Depression...

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Dear future wife,
Incase you wanna be in my life,
I got some irreducible minimums,
Of which you should have to maximums,
I aint making life hard for you,
But instead offering a leakage for you,
With these,life will be a success,
Joy,love,laughter will be in excess,
So my bride to be,take note.

First,am...

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I belong to the local community
The loving home where local hearts belongs
I belong to the rich soil of the planet earth
The soil that accommodates the less privileged
It is the soil that proudly conquers every land
Soil where seeds are proud to crack out and shine

I am...

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Let’s engage the minds gauge
Torque the imagination and take it hostage
Gouge the intellect with an over dosage
A ravenous binge
To my brain damage from under usage
Free the soul from bondage
Unburden emotional baggage
Forge a merge of love and rage with courage
Intoxicate paper with ink cartridge 
A work...

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In Jesus nails I doubt but
it doesn't make me less faithful
therefore
for a gram of material glory
I'm swapping
freshly delivered Virgin Mary's proclamations

just this morning
she confirmed to me
the time of broadcasting
even though she is pissed off
because of the leakage of one of her favorite messages
which says that...

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SOLARIUM SIDEWINDERS

introverted 
hermit crabs
share cavities
appeased in their 
shielded double
sanctuaries

solariums of solitude
misplaced platitudes
humoring normalcy
with crustaceous
pet mentality

prisoners of exposé
unventilated cage
soft pink lungs
dried out sponge
obligatory needs
waterdearth
disclosure



solarium sidewinders 
discharge
leakage and seepage
exposure
losing all sheltered
composure




© Kim van Breda—28 December 2015...

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