Best Intercourse Poems


Please Have Intercourse With Me

Getting your attention I am sure
Right now we are having Intercourse
Some fear this word in conversation
Hidden for lack of education

Man has perverted this word
Placing sex above conversation
If I were to walk up to any women and say
I think you are very pretty may we have intercourse

What would her first thought’s be
This simple example may open your eyes
To how man has complicated communication
We take our evil thought’s and pervert our words

We over use our words this waters them down
Love has lost love and hate has gained
Gay no longer means happy
We change our meanings to our words

So how can we understand or have
Intercourse when we mix up our words
This may sound silly and not to important
look around we all have been separated

From lack of Intercourse
© Bobby May  Create an image from this poem.

Intercourse

The body summons the soul
And together they commune 
With breathe of burning ardour...

Compose baritone in concordance
Of larghetto soprano….

Mesh with pulsating beat
Of Deep throbbing heart 
Possess by rhapsodic Afro-juju spirit… 

And the world comes to a stand still
Listening…!

The moon jigs her backside
And tilts the mass of the basin fluid…

Lento ascend the euphonic resonance…!

The earth quake and tear apart
As the river washes body and soul
And discharge into the hollow emptiness
Of her moist pit…

All dead… and the world moves again!


(….Just imagining).

Sensual Intercourse

Brrring!
Hello!.. Oh, hi
dear...fine.. You?... that's good to
hear...dinner?..where? Perkin's is fine.
Bye Love.


Intercourse of My Pen

The very first time I got in the mood 
and had a intercourse with my pen,
nine blank verses came to pass 
before my thoughts spoken, 
and I bear witness to the birth of
deep poetry verses back then.
 
I fathered these verses as they creep 
until they mature to stanza then walk. 
shortly after the silence of my writing
pad fill with potent word picture art.
Art that entertain the reader and
stitch the fabrics of many torn heart.

Verbal Intercourse

Strap ya helmet on 
and while you at it 
pass the keys, we'll 
ride and eat on 
words for dinner, 
homie pass the 
peas,

I don't do this on 
purpose, it's the 
way things have to 
be, I'll smack these 
kids without a 
daddy, little 
bastards please.

Expand your mind a 
bit and you can 
comprehend the 
flow, there's no 
amor for garden 
tools cause we 
don't love them 
hoes,

let William foot the 
Bill that Matt can 
wipe his feet on 
quick, my potna 
Rich concurs the 
other Richard's just 
a Dick.

These words can 
read like any book, 
don't be afraid to 
look, goodfellas root 
for guys in movies 
living life like 
shnooks,

you'll never freeze in 
coal that people 
use to feed the 
heat, I spank on my 
filet mignon 
therefore I beat my 
meat.

Go 'head and make 
a pizza out of $100 
notes, cause all 
you need is sauce 
and cheese with 
lots of flattened 
dough,

your car breaks 
down in traffic? 
Lose your shoes 
and get a tow, and 
whilst you wait get 
stoned with lots of 
dro that rock ya 
dome.

They call me Mr. 
Heinz cause you're 
in back and can't 
catch up, you'll get 
the FICA treatment 
when I'm taxin 
that's whasup,

and that's no 
homosexual, I'm 
happy cause I'm 
gay, my pounds are 
like my methods so 
it's 2-8-0 my weigh.

I hope y'all get the 
message how 
it's 'sposed to come 
across, I clean my 
teeth with currency 
so yes indeed I 
floss,

the doctor wants to 
rush and send the 
people to their day, 
I guess it's safe to 
say he has no 
patience either way.

My wordplay is a 
blessing like the 
other side of sin, 
when makin love it's 
guaranteed I will 
arrive again,

so come and join 
the sideshow 'cept 
the magic isn't blue, 
I wear my t-shirts 
circle necked when 
rollin with my crew.

To read is 
fundamental but to 
not is dumb as hell, 
some people love 
stupidity, I wish the 
others well,

my word'll slide 
inside a chick and 
keep her tunnel hot, 
it's verbal 
intercourse 
vernacully I've 
touched the spot.

Premium Member Intercourse With God

in my lowliness you remembered me 
after man had torn wrappings 
of my soul leaving only 
my flesh to devour
small things withered 
beneath my earthly realm 
oh how i'd beckoned your rapture 
i wasn't as pure as sister agnes 
nor sister margaret fruitful an yet 
you'd entered me craving my soul 
my heart filled with such desire 
as i'd prayed for human compassion 
pure affection was totally absent 
from a broken woman bleeding 
my flesh mascerated 
shredded in the haste 
of a car bomb equivelent 
to one rib of man child an yet 
you remembered me taking my soul 
on a tour of ruinen auf des.via appia 
while di vatican called my name 
trumpets roared throughout 
this granduer of openess 
wholeness occured weeping flushed 
from mine eyes dining in your diviness 
the purity of the holy spirit 
desiring me a flower blooming 
clinging to thorns blood soaked 
matted hair cradled my skull an yet 
you entered my being creating 
an eternal finding above 
the santity and salvation 
catered untimely to him


Verbal Intercourse

Strap ya helmet on and while you at it pass the keys, 
we'll ride and eat on words for dinner, homie pass 
the peas,

I don't do this on purpose, it's the way things have to 
be, I'll smack these kids without a daddy, little 
b@st@rds please.

Expand your mind a bit and you can comprehend the 
flow, there's no amor for garden tools cause we 
don't love them h03s,

let William foot the Bill that Matt can wipe his feet on 
quick, my homie Rich concurs the other Richard's 
just a D1ck.

These words can read like any book, don't be afraid 
to look, goodfellas root for guys in movies living life 
like shnooks,

you'll never freeze in coal that people use to feed the 
heat, I spank on my filet mignon therefore I beat my 
meat.

Go 'head and make a pizza out of $100 notes, cause 
all you need is sauce and cheese with lots of 
flattened dough,

your car breaks down in traffic? Lose your shoes 
and get a tow, and while you wait get stoned with 
lots of dro that rock ya dome.

They call me Mr. Heinz cause you're in back and 
can't catch up, you'll get the FICA treatment when I 
tax you thas whasup,

and that's no homosexual, I'm happy cause I'm gay, 
my pounds are like my methods so it's 2-8-0 my 
weigh.

I hope y'all get the message how it's 'sposed to 
come across, I clean my teeth with dollars so indeed 
ya homie floss,

the doctor wants to rush and send the people to their 
day, I guess it's safe to say he has no patience 
either way.

My wordplay is a blessing like the other side of sin, 
when makin love it's guaranteed I will arrive again,

so come and join the sideshow 'cept the magic isn't 
blue, I wear my t-shirts circle necked when rollin with 
my crew.

To read is fundamental but to not is dumb as h31l, 
some people love stupidity, I wish those people well,

my word'll slide inside the spot and keep the tunnel 
hot, it's verbal intercourse vernacully I touch the spot.

Scenario of the 1st Intercourse

/scene I/

He lay down with exhaustion
that has not been named,
also someone next to him
as strange as the exhaustion

“Eve? Eve? Is it true God
has mentioned the name in heaven?



/scene II/

Someone that lay with closed eyes beside him.
Seems so peacefull:
“but, what is the pulse in my chest,
is also in that chest? In that chest?

Things tremble in my groin, is it
also in that groin? Yes, there?”

The one lay with eyes closed next to him, actually
hasn’t asleep yet. She was doubt,
afraid that it was demon’s work. She really needs to be heard.
Her heart whispering:
“Adam, I don’t really regret
for being sent away from heaven.”



/scene III/

But, there is something that he has’s realize in heaven,
when he touched the same bare body.

Yes, there is something that has not been sense in heaven,
when he stare at the same fascinating eyes.



/scene IV/

The sky still purple, dawn is very young.
The leaf of heart still keep lunar light’s magic.
Strange coldness at the time, demanding

The two body finally complete
the first intercourse on earth. After
so different along the night, demanding.

On the grass, cannot differ, which are sweat,
which are dew, wich are other liquids.

“God, where are Thou last night?”

Verbal Intercourse 2: My Life

I've danced beside The Devil, pale moonlight we're 
toe to toe, the embers of my life emit a warm and 
somber glow,

which lights the darkest corners of a place inside my 
mind, a twitch defines my eye and I'm resigned to 
think of times,

When life was oh so simple, go to school, do work 
and eat, time changed the thrill of victories to 
urgently defeat,

the dreams I chose to seek fell by the wayside to the 
street, the wind beneath my wings became the 
Timbs beneath my feet.

A couple lady freaks emblazed my steak, their gravy 
sweet, with mashed potato lovin in the hot and hazy 
heat,

I thought I was the man but was a man who claimed 
to be, what changed all that? The coming of my 
precious baby G.

I've flirted with the outskirts of a suicide attempt, it 
couldn't have been that bad you're thinking but in my 
defense,

my mental fortitude was not as strong as is today, I 
used to lay back with a spliff and long for better days.

Well some things change but stay the same this 
thang is not a game, my Milton Bradley antics kept 
my mental slaved in chains,

and though I aged with grace it seemed my actions 
stayed the same, I closed my eyes, stopped looking, 
guess that's when the angels came.

The knowledge I possessed it grew by tenfold 
overnight, I learned to love 1 woman and just how to 
hold her tight,

my queen to be, she seemingly arrived by oversight, 
I pledge for my whole life to never tell her no at night.

I cut off family members cause they all were tryna 
trip, I'd rather die inside a ditch than love those lying 
tricks,

I'd rather guide a life beside my wife with iron grip, 
than share my blood with individ'uals dyin for a hit.

Attention junkies pumping massive venom in the air, 
debase my name with swears cause in the long run 
I don't care,

There's 1 God who will judge me for the way I've 
handled strife, my words will sex you up it's verbal 
intercourse, my life.

He Had Intercourse With a Chicken

His fur was soft and clean
 as he ran
 it was like a dream
 when he tripped and fell
 staight into hell
 then he started to scream

Premium Member Intercourse

What swims and starts with the letter “T”... two ducks of course
Thought that was easy but apparently it was difficult intercourse
Didn't mean to cause tension
At sex, the mere mention
Did you misconstrue the meaning of THAT word I endorsed

Intercourse Sanctions Dream's Virginity

I'm free falling, heaven's no longer calling

The sins I've committed are beyond appalling

I dream every night without a good moment

Every vision that came became pain's atonement

I don't condone these premonitions

I don't clone my emotions

There can't be two of me in existence

Second guessing my first wishes

That set never came true

My life has been soiled

Time to do the dishes

Cleanse the spirit of dirty plates

My fork and spoons need the Ajax

Because times before with these I still ate

My intercourse sanctions sour grapes

I poured the wine through my dream's virginity

Til it no longer wakes

Dreams still remain reality's plate

Rolling on thin ice

With the sharpest of blades on ice skates

Drowning in frozen water

Baptized in ice

Anointed with another overtime dream

In the middle of hell's first quarter

These themes of dreams Reach peaks and plateaus above Earth Where the air is beyond deep

Sleeping as lung bursts out in flames

In order for my soul to keep

Suggested Duration of Sex

I solemnly propose thirty seconds,
As it isn’t at all a search for diamonds
And hasn’t been delivering stronger, bonds:
Only pleasure-soaked “Ohs” and excited diphthongs
Almost always depleting a womanizer’s funds,
Wherefore intercourse should be a little longer than a cock’s
Or the time it normally consumes to put on ones socks...

Perhaps the time it takes a grenadier
To dive for cover after a throw
Or for the grudging handshake between a lack lustre brigadier
And a junior officer of more decorations and glow!

Preferably, the time it takes a cock
To perform its roles of a professional time announcer
Or the uninvited, not hard like a rock,
To be forcibly shown the door by a bouncer.

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