Suggested Duration of Sex

I solemnly propose thirty seconds, As it isn’t at all a search for diamonds And hasn’t been delivering stronger, bonds: Only pleasure-soaked “Ohs” and excited diphthongs Almost always depleting a womanizer’s funds, Wherefore intercourse should be a little longer than a cock’s Or the time it normally consumes to put on ones socks... Perhaps the time it takes a grenadier To dive for cover after a throw Or for the grudging handshake between a lack lustre brigadier And a junior officer of more decorations and glow! Preferably, the time it takes a cock To perform its roles of a professional time announcer Or the uninvited, not hard like a rock, To be forcibly shown the door by a bouncer.