Best Inexpensive Poems

While bereft of funds I set about
to woo a lass.  I had no doubt,
possessed of charm, I could succeed;
kind words and flowers what I'd need.

She's fair of face and warm hearted,
or so it seemed until I'd started
to ply with words and selected posies.
Her interest?...

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I

Cheap therapy for the depressed
Think cheery thoughts and smile
Remember some happy occasions
Sing a song from your childhood
Try to develop a positive attitude
And indulge in strenuous exercise.

II

Cheap therapy for the depressed
Look forward to better days ahead
Read the poems of one Ogden Nash
And have a full-throated belly...

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