Will Do Chores

I can do this, I can do that
I can do anything, splicketty-splat.

I'm quite the expert, and certainly quick
Excellent service here, licketty-click. 

Your toaster won't roast'er?
	Your car needs repair?
I'll fix your teepee, 
	your sofa and chair
I'll cure your doggy 
	of fleas, lice, and pox
I'll wash your diapers, 
	your windows, your socks.

I'm inexpensive, and fast as a wink
Available any time, blinkity-blink.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Ellison Avatar
April 16, 2018 at 7:17 PM
Hmmm and I THOUGHT I WAS KOOKY!!! LOL loved it!!! XOX
Krutsinger Avatar
March 27, 2018 at 4:47 AM
Some poems go straight to my favorite list before I can finish them. This one ended up there in a blinkity-blink when I got to licketty-cllick.
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