Best Inept Poems
Politically Correct, Morally IneptAmerica the beautiful, home of the brave,
One Nation under God, marked upon their graves,
Our founding fathers built this land,
“In God We Trust,” they made their stand.
A nation built with strong convictions,
Free from British Rule,
“I Pledge Allegiance To The Flag,”
Was said in all our schools.
There...
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Categories:
inept, history, holiday, inspirational, introspection,
Form:
IneptI could write a thousand words
and still fail to capture your
absolute beauty.
A thousand verses of sublime
rhyme and fall short of the
intent of my love for you.
A thousand dreams in the
glittering of stars, all is
nought to where you take
me.
And the love song that I...
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Categories:
inept, lovelove,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Inept PianistBeing handsome alone is not important. Having talent is. Quote by poet.
Bewitched, her fingers flew,
keys pressed, sound vibrated
song sang assonance in perfect pitch.
He tried, he fumbled,
closed his ears, a cacophony of
vulgar barbarism. He remembered standing up
disgusted, turning, looking in a...
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Categories:
inept, music,
Form:
Free verse
IneptBrain Drain
No Pain
Feel Strain
No Gain
Brain Dead
Empty Head
Lost Thread
Softly Tread
Brain Old
Gone Cold
Nothing Told
On Hold...
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Categories:
inept, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Inept PlagiaristINEPT PLAGIARIST
I rote this little peom last week
See what you think and take a peak
Swear to God it’s all my own work
Never took a word from any other peot jerk
I wander lonely as a balloon
That floated on high o’er...
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Categories:
inept, funny,
Form:
Verse
The Inept RitualistNude, she stood alone in a copse of trees
Brine taste of sea air brushing her skin
Distracted mind, thinking of him
Should not be here, in this place
Circle glows somber green
A single misstep
Misspoken word
Tentacles
Drag her
Down...
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Categories:
inept, imagination,
Form:
Etheree
IneptWake up man!
Don't you want to be
all alone,
Find yourself
withered in denial,
Don't you have to be
by yourself,
on your own,
Broke down inside it's
what you wanted,
Believing in nothing
lifeless
useless,
Inept,
So worthless
Find your way
Once again!
Don't you see it?
You're nothing,
Empty,
Vacant!
Can't you feel it?
You're hated,
Dismissed!
Pointed at
frowned upon
looked down at,
Forgotten!
Stricken from memory
left...
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Categories:
inept, bullying,
Form:
Lyric
Totally IneptTotally Inept
Only those who are totally inept,
Failure never willing to accept,
And if hysteric,
Must be cleric,
Revealing secrets once well kept.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Intercept Being IneptIntercept Being Inept
What we all did do was crept and crept,
And then pretty soon we would intercept;
Some might miss,
When in Congress;
Each person who is ignorant and inept.
Amazing how I keep coming up with
all of my poems. TV news are the
big instigators.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Nice But IneptIf a salesperson’s nice but inept,
His promises rarely are kept.
Though true skills he may lack,
He says, “I’ve got your back”
So you think at his job he’s adept.
But whatever he told you was fake,
For he lied or just made a mistake.
Thus your needs won’t be met
Though...
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Categories:
inept, people,
Form:
Rhyme
I Have Been Ineptoften am inept
which is when old age crept
died than slept and slept
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Trump Prepped For Being IneptTrump Prepped for Being Inept
We think it happened while Trump slept;
Had appeared like he was being prepped;
Also contained,
And detained;
Could learn how to be completely inept.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Prepared For Being IneptTrump Prepared for Being Inept
Trump had prepared for being inept,
Either did rest or he slept and slept;
An example poor,
When he did snore;
Being bother to everyone on he kept.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
VictimPassion with the inept
Virtuous to respect
All wish to expect
As I walk to the valley of my own creation
A mist forms to hide my deviation
I frolic to my expectations
And expect the best sensations
I will myself to feel wanting
I stay still...
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Categories:
inept, conflict, emo, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
I'm at the entrance of youI'm at the entrance of you,
and I don't know what to do.
I don't know where to begin
to try to find my way in
without making a disqualifying miscue....
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Categories:
inept, analogy, angst, anxiety, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme