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Best Hypochondria Poems

Below are the all-time best Hypochondria poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hypochondria poems written by PoetrySoup members


Hypochondria
On a wet drippy day in India
He got the irksome hypochondria
His crazy mind cued in to pee
He was a loony, he must be
Shuttling in throes...

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Categories: hypochondria, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick



No Answers
	
	I’m an old man, though not as old 
	as I was ten years ago 
        when I thought...

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Categories: hypochondria, friend,
Form: Free verse
Failed Philosophy Students
Philosophers debated:
Can a medium ever be small or large?
Is faux leather from fake cows?
Does a hypochondriac think he has everything except hypochondria?
Do denture wearers always...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondria, life,
Form: Free verse
Hypochondrial Illusion
 Hypochondrial Delusion

A mind corrupted canker
Of cystic self failure
Even gastric anorexia
And fluttery throb to alight the fear
An adrenaline generated tachycardia
That matches respiration
And causes hyperventilation
With invasive...

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Categories: hypochondria, psychological,
Form: Blank verse
Perfect
         Perfect!  (Hypochondria?)

I’m not sick.  I’m not ill.  I’m not crazy.  
There is...

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Categories: hypochondria, addiction, bird, crazy, environment, fantasy, health,
Form: Free verse



3-D Printout

it ain't the gush of hot blood
or a madman’s teeth ripping open
a bag of chips and a microbrew
it is a clenched heart squeezed
by the age...

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Categories: hypochondria, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
eating the lotus
Mr. Eli is such a nice guy, 
his skin's a pretty Lilly white
'times when my placebo ain't workin'
my personal pill prescribing plight

generically i'm very uncommon
as...

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© Goode Guy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondria, allegory, happiness, health, pain, social, me,
Form: Quatrain
A VINDICTIVE MIND
A MIND SEEKING REVENGE
IS LIKE A PRISONER WITH NO JUSTICE
IT WON’T TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR  ITS ACTIONS
FOR IT WILL  PLOT AN ILLEGAL PLAN...

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Categories: hypochondria, sad
Form: I do not know?
Mental Palinopsia
The fireworks glaze the corners of my eyes
But I can't see, the bombs falling all around me
The rushing blood pumping through my legs
I can feel...

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Categories: hypochondria, absence, anxiety, depression, fear,
Form: Free verse
hyperchondria
somethin' ain't right
somethin' ain't cool
my head's poundin' hot
need ta see somebody who'll

be able to give me a diagnoses,
to tell me my likely prognosis
'cause I jus'...

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© Goode Guy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondria, angst, health, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Selected Lyrics from THE IMAGINARY INVALID
 After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade...

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Categories: hypochondria, funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member LABORED BREATHING
“After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours,
I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a
symptom of hypochondria.”     Stephen Colbert

LABORED BREATHING

cough is heard -...

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Categories: hypochondria, sick,
Form: Light Verse