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Failed Philosophy Students

Philosophers debated:
Can a medium ever be small or large?
Is faux leather from fake cows?
Does a hypochondriac think he has everything except hypochondria?
Do denture wearers always give us false smiles?
If a snail loses its shell, does it become a slug?

For Su’s Suzette Prime contest, 27th November

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Robert A. Dufresne Date: 1/7/2013 7:13:00 PM I really like this one Jack. Pretty witty. Got me going. Login to Reply

Joe Maverick Date: 1/1/2013 6:08:00 AM Hey Jack.." ( way to go ) simply Exellent; this is funny and touches on Deeper thoughts also, so pleased to read indeed..! Login to Reply

Debbie Duncan Date: 12/20/2012 1:50:00 AM Liked it,,, I have these same question ;} Have a Merry Christmas ;} Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 12/18/2012 3:59:00 PM Insightful little queries jack. Enjoyed very much. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/16/2012 11:09:00 AM sure did enjoy this one and it's great to see it on the winners list, Jack. Congratulations. Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 6:06:00 AM Congratulations on your win jack my friend xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/14/2012 9:05:00 PM Jack , congratulations in the "SUZETTE PRIME:" contest... :-) PD Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 12/14/2012 6:39:00 PM Oh my my fav..it actually makes sense ;) Congrad's on your win in this challenging form Light & Love Login to Reply

Kathryn Collins Date: 12/7/2012 9:39:00 AM Yes yes yes Jack Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/1/2012 12:27:00 PM Oh gosh Jack still laughing , need to change undies if not careful. just love these. xx Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 11/30/2012 2:44:00 PM this is very clever jack, good luck with this entry Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/29/2012 5:08:00 PM jack, I had not a clue what to do with this particular contest, but if you did it correctly, wow, you came up with a clever little poem of interesting questions. HOw are you today, my friend? I didn't see a recent email from you and I am through with emails for the day, so just wanted to say hello to you here. Hope all is well. Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 11/28/2012 7:05:00 AM Jack, wonderful poem for this very difficult contest, best of luck. Constance Login to Reply

Russell Sivey Date: 11/27/2012 4:35:00 PM I love what you have crafted for this write, a very difficult venture to say the least! I don't know where to go for this contest, a true dilemma! Maybe I can write on just that subject, dilemmas! Anyway, fantastic piece m friend! Great Work!! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 11/27/2012 3:34:00 PM Well personally I heard that there was a man once who kept telling the doctors that he was sick but they said wasn't a thing wrong with him..His wife found him dead in the bed one morning and called the doctor and said you remember my husband who you said just thought that he was sick well this morning he thinks he is dead..Reads like a winner in Su's contest..Good luck..Thanks for stopping by..Sara Login to Reply

Terry O'Leary Date: 11/27/2012 2:24:00 PM The five of the mysteries of the universe, Jack! Clever & funny... Terry (good luck in the contest) Login to Reply