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Best Hunks Poems

Below are the all-time best Hunks poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hunks poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Mark Twain Sausage Analogy
**“Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.” – 
American Humorist/Author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens) 



Prestigious lawmaking bodies...

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Categories: hunks, funny
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Thief in the Night
I stocked up on  candy for Halloween night, 
Into the cupboard, it sat in plain sight
When Halloween came, I just about flipped!
I saw empty...

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Categories: hunks, candy, food, funny, halloween, holiday, old,
Form: Couplet
She's A Cougar
She is a predator at night and a proper lady in the day
Young men, the younger the better but in their early 30's is okay
She...

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Categories: hunks, urban
Form: I do not know?
EATING OUT
EATING    OUT

Seated uneasily at the edge tables,  café males alone, silent  -
Focused on eating, heads moving, looking around to defend,
Guarding...

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Categories: hunks, life,
Form: Couplet
The story of history
The Story of History  

Beyond those beaten days’ depleted daylight
Beyond the bathos of a pandemic bondage
With  the resurrected  sashay’s charmed night
Down in...

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Categories: hunks, history,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Potluck Dinner
(Echo Sonnet)

Come waltz around the diner's hall with me
where scents of ginger pie can spice your lust
when you behold my sister's flaky crust
and slather pie...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunks, community, drink, food,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member MECCA TO A FARMER'S MARKET


A clatter of human hooves
drums on through an after- dawn marketplace…
the wide tunnel of  mouths
reel from the splintered chorus
of jangled tunes bargaining and rattling
papaya,...

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Categories: hunks, places, space,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Potluck Dinner
Come waltz around the diner's hall with me
where scents of ginger pie can spice your lust
when you behold my sister's flaky crust
and slather pie with...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunks,
Form: Sonnet
Armageddon over Gentile U.S.of A
As I was driving to work early morn
The Police and Fire fighters were cleaning their horn
in Preparation of a Certain Alert
Evacuation exercises while the Hunks...

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© Bart Jonas  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunks, death, funny, loss,
Form: Limerick
Decade of my birth
Decade of my birth





All Show and No Go,
Ankle biters were Almost Home,
Baby, Ball and Beach bunny,
Brewed bread as Boxes Burnt one,
Even the Bad pipes Bagged...

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Categories: hunks, beautiful, image,
Form: Free verse
Life's Sneaky Mirror
I looked in the mirror and shook at the knees
T’was enough to give a gal, the Hebe jibes
Where was that young girl men looked at...

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Categories: hunks, life, time, old, girl, mirror, old,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Week 3 - Brian's Poet Of Note - 'Richard Wilbur Part 1'
Imitation! Creative Compliment, Lacking in Originality, or Plagiarism? 

This week takes me back to college days. I was taking a graduate course (as a Physics...

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Categories: hunks, love, poetry, poets, , Lullaby,
Form: Free verse
hunter/gatherer
driving through streets of angst and apathy
driving to the place where I can actualize my desire
to eat a 12 piece bucket of chicken hunks

smiling at...

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Categories: hunks, animalswork, work,
Form: Free verse
Story Of Click
            Story Of Click

Click falls silent
Sidewalks slide under ground
Bang is loud
Boom is not allowed
Authorization...

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Categories: hunks, adventure, conflict, crazy, identity, imagination, mystery,
Form: Free verse
Live Or Diet
Well,here it is, and here I am,
for dinner a lettuce leaf, and a slice of ham.
If this tiny morsel,on this great big plate,
is supposed to...

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Categories: hunks, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Christmas Blows
Familys complaining can ya hear em?
Uncle larry's probaly gonna puke dont get near him.
I kinda messed up sight.
Someone get Bobby Joe outthe street cause ya...

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Categories: hunks, funny, holiday
Form: Rhyme
Now and Then
Born in a city they call Good Hope
The legend of Van Hunks and the devil
A mountain covered in smoke
A smoking contest in which Van Hunks...

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Categories: hunks, adventure,
Form: Couplet
Retribution

The table was running with ale,
The wizard was starting his tale.
The barley-drunk swordsmen slouched near,
And tore at some dry hunks of bread,
And scowled as the...

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© Steve Eng  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunks, fantasy
Form: Verse
The Lament of a Penniless Bloke
THE LAMENT OF A PENNILESS BLOKE

For want of avocation, I became a poet
To bleed my misery on paper calling for an eye,
To see me in...

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Categories: hunks, lost love, social, me, people, me,
Form: Sonnet
What The Hell Are They Thinking
The grand, half-ruined Parthenon,
once a sublime, Doric grace,
Even now, in broken, stone blocks,
always takes my breath away.
The rich, classical detail,
fluted columns without plinths,
to imagine what...

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Categories: hunks, appreciation, art, city, creation, how i
Form: Rhyme
The Scoop
Ice cream purists like theirs plain
With nary a scintilla
Of nuts or chips or sprinkles
To deface their pure vanilla.

I see their point but disagree;
Additions have their...

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Categories: hunks, food,
Form: Rhyme
New Clothes Old Woes
While trying to zip up my pants,
I had to take on that “stantz”
Of sucking in my big gut and bending just the right way;
Maybe I...

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Categories: hunks, funny, me, me,
Form: I do not know?
Chicks And Dudes
Men and women
Boys and girls
Both of them
Make senses whirl

Beef and cheese
Two kinds of cakes
Some are smart
And some are flakes

Hunks and hotties
Lads and lasses
They make us...

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Categories: hunks, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Drunks
Drunks

Stay in Funks

No longer look like Hunks

Use Sidewalks for Bunks

Get beaten up by Punks 

And though they have Lost it All

They'll be in the Bodega...

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Categories: hunks, education, life, people,
Form: I do not know?
Freak Me Out
Flower Power was an ongoing craze
That was way back in the 70s days.

War was raging; folks were talking jive.
Young military men fought to stay alive.

No...

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Categories: hunks, history, nostalgia, war,
Form: Couplet