The Mark Twain Sausage Analogy

**“Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.” – 
American Humorist/Author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens) 



Prestigious lawmaking bodies are comprised of solons*
Some find it hard to refrain from comparing them to cons

Few legislators know the ramifications of bills
And the way they’re rushed to passage can give the public chills

We don’t know what’s in bills or how they strip away our rights
And if we ask our lawmakers, they provide few insights

Piles of amendments are thrust hastily in political machines
Objections are made; no one successfully intervenes

“What’s that?” we ask later when we realize what has been done
(In Kennesaw, Georgia, all citizens MUST purchase guns)

Try to blend the conservative and liberal viewpoints
You’ll find the machine sputters with fat spewing from its joints

It’s like taking hunks of pork and grinding them into links
The process is messy and the outcome usually stinks

No matter! We are supposed to smile and just eat it up
Then we wash it all down with a sip from the lager cup

Pork barrel projects like Alaska’s “Bridge to Nowhere” confound
As on nebulous values of bills lawmakers expound

So beware if for common sense in these bills you forage
And remember old Mark Twain’s analogy to sausage



*Solons are members of any legislative or lawmaking body.
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Kendrick Avatar
December 12, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
Foster Avatar
December 8, 2010 at 2:37 AM
Congratulations Carolyn on your well deserved win in Thvia'a Analogies Contest :-) Many Blessings,Always, Adell
Camp Avatar
December 4, 2010 at 4:11 AM
You did wonderfully in writing this and it is so true. Where I live, there is a saying, "No man's life or property are safe when the Alabama legislature is in session." Elton
Dietrich Avatar
December 2, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Yes, I remember this one and am happy to see it got this high place in the contest. Congratulations, CArolyn!
Beck Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 11:17 AM
very amusing as well as perceptive account of lawmaking.....particularly liked and laughed at 2 lines "....hunks of pork.......usually stinks..." ........well done and please write more .............. your stuff is always so good....sincerely....Syd
M V Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 10:01 AM
First of all, let me congratulate you for the great win.My win is also indebted to you.It was you who reminded me of the contest, and so I entered my poem for the contest.Thanks a lot
Villarosa Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Yes you are right here, the process is messy and the outcome usually stinks, from first reading and to passing the bill, takes a lot of time for discussions and the bill that make it to final are the ones wiht big influences. A well deserved first place on this contest, Carolyn. (^_^) Noel.
Richards Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 8:34 AM
So well deserved, dear Carolyn! I can see why Thvia just loved this one!! :) Congratulations!!!
Mannan Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 6:23 AM
This was awesome carolyn. Many congratulations on this top win.
Brown Avatar
December 1, 2010 at 4:58 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Carolyn in Thvia's contest. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
November 30, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Carolyn - Many Congrats for big win in contest.... Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
Hickman Avatar
November 17, 2010 at 8:27 PM
a wonderful write,,I saw on a forum the other night someone asked the question about a new runner for a political office,,"they asked what did he know about being a senator" well hopefully he does not know any persons that he will fill their pockets and maybe,,hopefully he will be for the people, and stop the pork barrel projects,,,whats wrong with writing a bill that just plainly states what it is for,,,I am sure george washington went to political school,,,Blessings..Cecil
Anish Avatar
November 17, 2010 at 2:28 PM
Politics is a rough game. I know because my mother once ran for office and it was quite a bitter struggle for a while. I took political science courses and have participated in a number of campaigns. Did you ever read "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? by Mr. Twain? I wrote a poem called "Let the Poets Speak which you might want to look at. Your poem is quite thoguht provoking, Carol. Yours Matthew Anish
Johnson Avatar
November 14, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Mark Twain was marvlously droll and wise as are you dear Carolyn in this sassy piece. Loved it. Shold be at the top. Thank you for your congrats on my win with "The Dream". I have never stopped talking or writing about my son and I think it has been good for me to do so. I really feel him all around me. Love, Joyce
Falotico Avatar
November 14, 2010 at 6:39 AM
Great analogy, and humor and truth spill out in this for sure Winner...with love Michael
Camp Avatar
November 12, 2010 at 6:08 PM
Excellent job. A few years ago here in Alabama a bill was passed honoring Bear Bryant (a coach) and at the very end it read, "And in his honor, the Alabama Commission on Higher Education is hereby abolished." Nobody noticed it and that hated agency was temporarily done away with. Truly, the pols often don't know what it is they are voting on. Elton
Keogh Jr. Avatar
November 12, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Well done, my dear! Beautiful analogy and witty to boot! You should be proud! LOve, Gerard. How are you doing up therer. Soupmail me.
Locksley Avatar
November 12, 2010 at 2:44 PM
We studied this comment in college and I like the way you explained Twain's analogy in verse. Good luck in the contest. Best to you, Diane
Culverhouse Avatar
November 12, 2010 at 10:55 AM
good work!! I enjoyed the sausage thought. and so true...
Harper Avatar
November 12, 2010 at 10:36 AM
lol, very pointed and humorous:)
Haick Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Just awesome!! They all need to see this and stop believing they're God's gift because they don't have half the problems "the people" face each day. A definite winner, Carolyn! Goes to my favs. Soup Mail!
Gorelick Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Wow, great write. I hadnt ever heard the sausage write from MT..cool. Dont worry about that stupid poem I wrote..it was kind of "tongue in cheek' afte a couple of glasses of wine. BG
Campi Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 9:56 AM
this was well written and to the point. we are really at the mercy of the minds of others. I enjoy reading your work. I am tired of it all and now just shake my head. take care and sty safe, Jancarl C.
Knop Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 4:50 AM
A wise sentence by Mark Twain! We here are really fed up with our government! Thea are good for nothing! Mark Twain wrote a nice book of his travels in Germany, but he should have tasted our nice Thuringian sausages from the grill with mustrad and a brtead roll!!! Wish you best of luck in the contest!...Love, Gert
Melody Lightning Ink Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 12:32 AM
A dynamic intellectual information. I have always love the unque S. Clement. A journalist that made a difference in his life time. One day, i shall be like him or you carolyn. How i wish our Nigerian leaders will read this and change for some good.thanks ma, melody maker...
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