Best Houseplant Poems

My lovely Aloe Vera houseplant.
Why are you so unhappy?
Is it me? 
What more could I have done?
I dusted and washed your spiky leaves.
I waited until...

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So innocent was the little kitty,
Who came to my door that I took pity
On this helpless little thrown away.
I vowed he would see a better...

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My “I Do” vow also pledged me to urine somehow.
My kids, pets and more have stores of pee upsets -
scores of dried tinkle spots only...

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My houseplant committed suicide.
It came out of the blue - or at least - I didn’t catch the signs.

I’d put it on my window ledge...

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