Best Horoscopes Poems

A person sits down, figures out the position 
Of the planets, and the stars
At the exact time of one's birth to do a
Forecast under their sign. Is this Devine?
You can look to the things that are afar they
Really are spectacular.
They're a never ending reservoir
Of knowledge...

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When salt water is rising in my lungs
While the rest of me sinks so deep 
That the waves are stormy dreams 
Screaming out their lively spirals
While I watch from the deep blue
My numb fingers trailing through seaweed-

When smoke is rising from the fires I set
Before...

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My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space to recover. People pleasing is out, boundaries are in!” Yeah, I’m like Texas, I have unsecure boundaries.

Sure, I KNOW horoscopes...

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There’re so many sad love poems around here.
If you guys need help negotiating love’s slippery slope,
let me offer you, your own, romantic horoscope!:

Don’t court romantic disaster
don’t mistake a lightbulb for the moon
Titanic wasn't a rom com

and a sad update:
Grand romantic gestures don’t happen anymore,
you're lucky...

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