Continuing Job Search Implodes

When I was skinned

I made a little list-

Call it (Something Here) :

It started out,

'I am getting older,

what should I do? '

Like go on the road,

Actually join the Legion or

Take vows for the ashram of Guru SatChitAnanda.

.

Buy acre of land and travel trailer

Raise garden, keep White Leghorns

(like Dad) ,

Foment Graduate School riots,

Teach,

Commit suicide with tea

Commit horoscopes for money

Or go home or

Sell health foods and

Grind my own peanut butter

Drive a Big Rig

Ten days on the road

Eating fries and dogs

Or

Take a job with the state

As employment counselor

Give out food stamps.

Walk across Africa

Without shoes,

Establish base lines for jumping beans

Test kangaroos for tie-downs

Photograph mangoes in flight

Or herd silver-plated ants,

Forest Ranger in Chromium Forest,

Study ancient petroglyphs for Shell

Herd sheep on mesas in Utah

Wander High Desert in search of

New alluvial fans,

Search for aliens in Rachel (NV)

Put all on a number in Vegas,

(List ends here):

Call the President,

I've got a job

In Trust, (some state here) ,

Job Duties:

Replacing Wisdom Teeth

Milking dry rattlers

Finding wild women

Listening for Agave worms,

Raising desert flowers

And sitting quietly with the stars,

'There you go...'

'Thanks! '
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Hunjeri Avatar
March 13, 2015 at 10:57 PM
A fun read. Lots of jobs lol and adventure, lol. True, job search can be rough. #7
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