When Darren Met Jan

Jan and Darren once met up in a local bar Darren hoped his chat up lines would get him very far Jan was not impressed and wouldn’t give him her address His chat-up lines are dreadful I really must confess Darren refuses to heed the warning Would you like toast for breakfast in the morning Honestly Jan things are not as bad as they seem You've seen me before, I'm the man of your dreams. Oh I know Darren and you’re so good looking A devil in the bedroom and you also love cooking But I prefer to have my eggs unfertilised Don’t look at me like that with your big brown eyes I can see myself in your beautiful green eyes I do horoscopes, Aha you found that a surprise What the stars are telling me there is no disguising When you sit on my lap, That's not Jupiter rising Oh be careful Mr Watston! Will you behave! If I sit on your lap I'll be in an early grave You've always known I'm happily married But in your dreams your thoughts can be carried You forget I know your husband Bob He's taking me to the TT if I do a good job I'm to flirt and joke and laugh and tease Until you beg for mercy and say pretty please Oh Darren Watson you’re a terrible flirt You eye up anyone in a mini skirt And as for tightly fitted jeans These things I guess you see in your dreams I admit I've got a roving eye I know you're into swinging so thought I'd try Yes I know Bob will love you forever But he promised us guys must stick together. Your chat up lines are wearing thin I’m not really after a night of sin We truly are the best of friends I hope our collaboration never ends Ending our collaboration never entered my head In the poems we write I can get you in bed You are beautiful, sassy and have a great sense of fun With wonderful legs and a fabulous bum. 20th May 2014 Written by Jan Allison & Darren Watson