Best Hoof Poems

Two players were vying at darts,
there’s chaos when somebody farts
Both players deny
letting a fart fly 
and suddenly the trouble starts

Maybe their gut gave them some gyp,
and secretly they just let rip
The smell of rotten eggs
wafted between his legs
This wasn’t deemed good gamesmanship!

The farting was done...

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My uncle whose first name is Hedley
Does farts that are silent but deadly
Rancid food in his belly
Makes his farts really smelly
If distinct, then we'd hear a medley!

FICTION WRITE

07-26-17...

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In the distant thunder I can hear the sound of riders drawing near
A gathering storm that will soon hit with great force
The first rider will ride in on a white horse a bow by his side
He comes in the name of peace and good will,...

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He’d eaten baked beans for his brunch
Then onion rings he did munch
He built up so much gas
Which he then had to pass
The odour it sure packed a punch

Poor Michael was quite broken hearted -
His fiancé asked if he’d farted 
To disguise his foul flatus
He stood...

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Death, I've seen your face before,
heard your knock on my son's door,
that time you came without forewarning,
the shock, the grief, the endless mourning.

This time I felt your hoof beats thunder,
dark horse tearing all asunder,
cold hand of death would seize another,
lethally, you chose my mother.

Death divides...

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In Solitude I Wander
The countryside I roam
Like a fox without a den
I don’t possess a home.

A minstrel on a fiddle 
Plucking strings, come rain or snow
With furry friends a-following
To hear this one man show.

Little birds cheep out in tune
Their tweeting symphony 
As all of nature comes alive 
In joyful harmony.

The trees bow...

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A hop, a skip and a jump
     will get you over the hump
   Unless you're in a car
     in which case
     you can't jump too far...

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Their hoof beats pound into my dreams
Spanish mustangs, weighing over a ton
Florida cracker horse saved by breeders
Marsh tacky from South Carolina
Arriving in dun, bay, roan, black and grullo

There are eighty thousand feral horses in the US today
Wild mustangs living off the land in Utah, Wyoming...

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Written: November 07, 2023
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Am I condoning a state of affluence?
In recent desultory decadence
Have I drawn a swan dive of choice?
Don't you hear your mom clamoring?
Don't you grasp her voice?

Backward between and beyond riverstone?
Holler—herald...

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Hoof beats has shattered our silence
bringing forth unspeakable violence
death riding the very air
coming soon if not already there
guns and bombs in foreign lands
sold from our side to wicked hands
soon they'll return to our own land
with wicked returns, guns in our hands

when will they teach of...

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when they made a goof
we had found proof on the roof
saw prints made by each hoof

we did see spry deer
which on our roof would appear
knew Christmas was here

we opened presents
would love in every essence
with perfect pleasance...

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Notice how the devil
keeps one foot pulled back
so you do not know
who he really is....

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