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Darting the Issue - Hoof Hearted

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Two players were vying at darts, there’s chaos when somebody farts Both players deny letting a fart fly and suddenly the trouble starts Maybe their gut gave them some gyp, and secretly they just let rip The smell of rotten eggs wafted between his legs This wasn’t deemed good gamesmanship! The farting was done with precision, and captured on the television The stench lingered around till the winner was crowned It’s lucky it’s not smellovision! I couldn’t resist writing after reading this article in the press! https://news.sky.com/story/darts-players-let-rip-as-they-accuse-each-other-of-farting-during-match-11557078 11/19/18

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/23/2018 3:55:00 PM

LMAO, brilliant. Thanks for the laughs xx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2018 5:25:00 PM

When I saw the news story I couldn't resist a farty poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/20/2018 4:05:00 PM

Oh dear! What a stink...to fight over something like this is unimaginable! Thank you for such a fun write, Jan...and that accompanying picture is truly hilarious:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2018 4:06:00 PM

I saw the item on sky news and just couldn't resist writing a farty dart poem :-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/20/2018 3:55:00 PM

They'll have to exchange their dartboard for a fart-board! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2018 4:03:00 PM

ha ha ha GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/20/2018 2:43:00 AM

Haha, bet they couldn't see the dart board their eyes were watering that much, fowl tactics' for sure. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2018 10:37:00 AM

Ha ha ha very funny tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/19/2018 9:29:00 PM

G'day Jan … read this too. The blame was laid on someone in the crowd - yeah, right - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2018 10:35:00 AM

It sure was an interesting farts match in the end ... good job there wasn't a match or they could have been blasted off stage lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/19/2018 8:41:00 PM

LOL this is so funny, and the perfect photo for it too!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/20/2018 10:34:00 AM

When I saw the news item on the web I knew I'd have to write a Limerick lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 11/19/2018 6:41:00 PM

Great fun, you know what they say... the one who denied it, supplied it

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 6:45:00 PM

lol I am learning some new phrases lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bette Bavington

Date: 11/19/2018 6:16:00 PM

This is super. This is something everyone has to do. If done tho who ever did it needs to confess. I hate it when they blame it on the dog. Really! Good poem. I hope your having a great day.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 6:20:00 PM

I found it hilarious seeing the fuss that was made like it was done on purposes as a secret weapon to put the other player off lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 11/19/2018 5:42:00 PM

Own It If you have Blown It. Funny As

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 5:46:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/19/2018 5:42:00 PM

Ha ha, another fun one from you, love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 5:45:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/19/2018 4:02:00 PM

Your comment, "They need to get to the bottom of this" was even funnier! Well done, again! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 4:06:00 PM

I couldn't resist the word play Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Hewett

Date: 11/19/2018 3:51:00 PM

Just read this poem again, so damned clever, I look forward to more of your work x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 4:06:00 PM

I have been making up for lost time - over 2000 in 4 years lol:-) Happy reading!:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Hewett

Date: 11/19/2018 1:34:00 PM

Right up my street, just getting my head round this poetry website, a lady after my own heart, now following you x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 1:38:00 PM

I think we share a similar sense of humour Linda, look forward to reading more of your work - if you need any help on the site just give me a shout, there is a soup mail facility which is pretty useful:-) you will find it in the box where your name and avatar are:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Hewett

Date: 11/19/2018 1:29:00 PM

Wow, so funny, love it x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 1:31:00 PM

I like writing and ready farty poems although not everyone here approves of my style but I just let rip with my poems and not in real life lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/19/2018 1:26:00 PM

That was funny Jan. Hey, sometimes you just can't hold it back

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2018 1:30:00 PM

It really has caused a stink in the darts world, - they need to get to the bottom of the issue lol:-) hugs Jan xx