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Best Holy Cow Poems

Below are the all-time best Holy Cow poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of holy cow poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member It
I wish to be here
In the now of it
The wow of it
The holy cow of it
Living the moment
Feeling the pop and glow of it
Instead of...

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Categories: holy cow, blessing, confusion, drink, emotions,

Premium Member Lollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop
Lollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop
Remember way back when?
Gummy bears and peppermint sticks
Such treats when we were ten

Teenage years weren't far behind
Raging hormones and pimply skin
And puppy love...

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Categories: holy cow, life,



Premium Member Jeeeeez
In years gone by, folks didn’t like to say
God’s name to show  surprise or great dismay,
and so you would hear “Goodness,“ “Gol” and “Gee,“
and...

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Categories: holy cow, language,

Premium Member Holy Cow, Ii's Bigfoot
Living near the Lumni Indians 
In our own Puget Sound
Is a family of humanoids.
Few folks know they’re around.

They come down from nearby mountains
To escape the...

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Categories: holy cow, imagination,

Something Odd Goin' On
What's up?
What's going on?
How come it's 3AM?
And bright as noon?
Have I finally made it
Into a Looney-Tune?

Who left me a hot breakfast,
Then disappeard?
How the hell did...

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Categories: holy cow, adventure, angst, confusion, fantasy,

Premium Member The Week Before Xmas
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to pay that credit card today.
Lots of stuff, mostly junk, keeps us in...

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Categories: holy cow, funny, holiday

Premium Member Swamp Nightmare
Swamp Nightmare

Oh! me oh! my boo hoo!
Whatever shall we do
Now it’s going far too well
When it should be going to hell

The Economy is booming
No catastrophe...

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Categories: holy cow, political,

Premium Member Positively Trump
POSITIVELY TRUMP

The Economy is booming
No catastrophe yet looming
After choosing Donald Trump
Where recession? where the slump?

But we’re nearing full employment
All who can, in max deployment 
Black...

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Categories: holy cow, political,

Live Life Now
Live life now
Like a child have a desire
Stand against lord of dire
With tail fire
Thinking why when how 
Live life now

Achieve like a saint
Peace like an...

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Categories: holy cow, environment, life,

Premium Member Holy Cow-
There once was a chef named Lew

who swore Samuel's words were true

that Sacred cows make
 
a great tasting steak

and the best hamburgers too.


Sacred cows make...

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Categories: holy cow, humorous, imagery, satire,

for the listening
heres a brush, dont comb your hair
no need for touch, pictures float in air
words paint an image, with room to spare
skull cap open, bowl full...

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Categories: holy cow, art, hip hop, passion,

Premium Member Holy Cow, It's Big Foot
 As an orange sun sets in the west
Silhouetting the trees
Flashes of orange and bright, bright white
Sights eyes can not believe

What were those flashes of...

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Categories: holy cow, imagination,

Bob the Bigfoot
HOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied...

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Categories: holy cow, funny,

Premium Member he led her
He led her
to a place of stature
holy cow
...

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Categories: holy cow, religion,

I'm lost inside myself
I found myself lost in the dark abyss.
Upon finding myself, I've come up with this: 
"Am I going to be missed 
Or am I going...

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Categories: holy cow, depression, life, lost, sad,

Premium Member Don't Waste A Moment


Went for a walk in the park today

First time since way back in the fall

My spirits soared to the heavens above

Felt a thrilling surge of...

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Categories: holy cow, happiness, life, love,

Premium Member Ever Seen A Grizzly - Bare


Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare?
And told him to put on some clothes
I did that once, but it must have upset him
Because he reared...

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Categories: holy cow, children, fantasy,

CLEAN UNDERWEAR
CLEAN UNDERWEAR

My dearest mother was a nag
Tho' her heart was in the right place
She washed and ironed and fed us
But was always in our face.

As...

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Categories: holy cow, fun, mother,

Holy Cow It's Bigfoot
The world does believe in this mysterious creature
To prove its existence, some into dangerous spots did even venture
But hey, would you believe that falsely do...

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Categories: holy cow, animal, fantasy,

Premium Member Transition
Transitions are hard, and at times can be scary. 
Like Frankenstein coming up out of the grave, 
Or the devil staring you down with a...

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Categories: holy cow, appreciation, jesus, moving on,

Premium Member Eat Your Greens!
By Deb and Dane

“You need to eat real greens.” Mom alarm!
The child went for the ‘ucky Charms.

“What? You're eating sugar transformed!”
They don’t grow that on...

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Categories: holy cow, caregiving, childhood, funny, health,

We're Going Greek Yogurt
We need to go Greek
But not back to school
That’s not what we seek
We just need some fuel
And will this hour
Increase our power
When we devour
. ....

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Categories: holy cow, food, health, song,

Sleepless Night
another sleepless night
they'll say I'm not alright
they want to diagnose me
they'll be saying I'm crazy
wouldn't change a thing in my life
even the three tries for...

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Categories: holy cow, memory, night, sleep,

Premium Member Ya Sure! You Betcha!
building up to a
well then

could hardly
wait a minute

cantcha see?
it's gonna be

pretty quick now!
jus' in time!

holy cow!
Halsey Hall!

seems to me
okay then

'boughta minute
geeze louise!

hope ya know!
'tween you...

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Categories: holy cow, funny

I Miss You
“When you’re not with me, what’s not to miss?
 I feel poor, in need for bliss
No lips on earth compare to your kiss
I need you...

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Categories: holy cow, caregiving, depression, faith, happiness,