Best Holy Cow Poems
Below are the all-time best Holy Cow poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of holy cow poems written by PoetrySoup members
Holy Cow, Ii's BigfootLiving near the Lumni Indians
In our own Puget Sound
Is a family of humanoids.
Few folks know they’re around.
They come down from nearby mountains
To escape the...
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Categories:
holy cow, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Holy Cow-There once was a chef named Lew
who swore Samuel's words were true
that Sacred cows make
a great tasting steak
and the best hamburgers too.
Sacred cows make...
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Categories:
holy cow, humorous, imagery, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Holy Cow, It's Big Foot As an orange sun sets in the west
Silhouetting the trees
Flashes of orange and bright, bright white
Sights eyes can not believe
What were those flashes of...
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Categories:
holy cow, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Holy Cow It's BigfootThe world does believe in this mysterious creature
To prove its existence, some into dangerous spots did even venture
But hey, would you believe that falsely do...
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Categories:
holy cow, animal, fantasy,
Form:
Quatern
ItI wish to be here
In the now of it
The wow of it
The holy cow of it
Living the moment
Feeling the pop and glow of it
Instead of...
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Categories:
holy cow, blessing, confusion, drink, emotions,
Form:
I do not know?
Lollipop, Lollipop, LollipopLollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop
Remember way back when?
Gummy bears and peppermint sticks
Such treats when we were ten
Teenage years weren't far behind
Raging hormones and pimply skin
And puppy love...
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Categories:
holy cow, life,
Form:
Quatrain
JeeeeezIn years gone by, folks didn’t like to say
God’s name to show surprise or great dismay,
and so you would hear “Goodness,“ “Gol” and “Gee,“
and...
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Categories:
holy cow, language,
Form:
Quatrain
Something Odd Goin' OnWhat's up?
What's going on?
How come it's 3AM?
And bright as noon?
Have I finally made it
Into a Looney-Tune?
Who left me a hot breakfast,
Then disappeard?
How the hell did...
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Categories:
holy cow, adventure, angst, confusion, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
The Week Before XmasJingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to pay that credit card today.
Lots of stuff, mostly junk, keeps us in...
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Categories:
holy cow, funny, holiday
Form:
Rhyme
Positively TrumpPOSITIVELY TRUMP
The Economy is booming
No catastrophe yet looming
After choosing Donald Trump
Where recession? where the slump?
But we’re nearing full employment
All who can, in max deployment
Black...
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Categories:
holy cow, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Swamp NightmareSwamp Nightmare
Oh! me oh! my boo hoo!
Whatever shall we do
Now it’s going far too well
When it should be going to hell
The Economy is booming
No catastrophe...
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Categories:
holy cow, political,
Form:
Rhyme
solitudesheer solitude
hide out in my room
must be very quiet
like a mummy in a tomb
for if i'm loud- holy cow
the door may fling right open
then peace...
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Categories:
holy cow, silence,
Form:
Rhyme
Live Life NowLive life now
Like a child have a desire
Stand against lord of dire
With tail fire
Thinking why when how
Live life now
Achieve like a saint
Peace like an...
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Categories:
holy cow, environment, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Bob the BigfootHOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied...
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Categories:
holy cow, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
he led herHe led her
to a place of stature
holy cow
...
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Categories:
holy cow, religion,
Form:
Haiku
for the listeningheres a brush, dont comb your hair
no need for touch, pictures float in air
words paint an image, with room to spare
skull cap open, bowl full...
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Categories:
holy cow, art, hip hop, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
I'm lost inside myselfI found myself lost in the dark abyss.
Upon finding myself, I've come up with this:
"Am I going to be missed
Or am I going...
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Categories:
holy cow, depression, life, lost, sad,
Form:
I do not know?
Don't Waste A Moment
Went for a walk in the park today
First time since way back in the fall
My spirits soared to the heavens above
Felt a thrilling surge of...
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Categories:
holy cow, happiness, life, love,
Form:
Narrative
Ever Seen A Grizzly - Bare
Have you ever seen a grizzly... bare?
And told him to put on some clothes
I did that once, but it must have upset him
Because he reared...
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Categories:
holy cow, children, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
TransitionTransitions are hard, and at times can be scary.
Like Frankenstein coming up out of the grave,
Or the devil staring you down with a...
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Categories:
holy cow, appreciation, jesus, moving on,
Form:
Rhyme
CLEAN UNDERWEARCLEAN UNDERWEAR
My dearest mother was a nag
Tho' her heart was in the right place
She washed and ironed and fed us
But was always in our face.
As...
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Categories:
holy cow, fun, mother,
Form:
Quatrain
Eat Your Greens!By Deb and Dane
“You need to eat real greens.” Mom alarm!
The child went for the ‘ucky Charms.
“What? You're eating sugar transformed!”
They don’t grow that on...
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Categories:
holy cow, caregiving, childhood, funny, health,
Form:
Couplet
We're Going Greek YogurtWe need to go Greek
But not back to school
That’s not what we seek
We just need some fuel
And will this hour
Increase our power
When we devour
. ....
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Categories:
holy cow, food, health, song,
Form:
Lyric
Sleepless Nightanother sleepless night
they'll say I'm not alright
they want to diagnose me
they'll be saying I'm crazy
wouldn't change a thing in my life
even the three tries for...
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Categories:
holy cow, memory, night, sleep,
Form:
Couplet
Ya Sure! You Betcha!building up to a
well then
could hardly
wait a minute
cantcha see?
it's gonna be
pretty quick now!
jus' in time!
holy cow!
Halsey Hall!
seems to me
okay then
'boughta minute
geeze louise!
hope ya know!
'tween you...
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Categories:
holy cow, funny
Form:
Limerick