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My Shoe Collection

My Shoe Collection


Shoes

Nice if you have them

Shoes

There is love
There is happiness
When the next path of your journey
You take with shoes on your feet


Shoes

I am coming out of the closet
I am not a woman
But I do have too many shoes

Shoes

Love and relationships
Why there are a lot like a pair of shoes
At times, things may stink and smell
Yet still better as a pair

Shoes

If I could walk a mile
In everyman’s shoes
I could walk forever
Never having to buy my own


Red Shoes

The Red Socks
Will never win
Without good running shoes


Blue Shoes

If only I had blue shoes
Of suede
Id be dancing with you
After the autographs

Shoes

Homeless people wish for shoes
Millionaires wish for closets


Big Shoes

My feet are so big
Ladies buy me my shoes


Shoe Sale

The man with one leg
Looks for shoe sales
At half off


The Hookers Shoes

A good hooker
Never has used shoes

Academy a Wards

Winners and losers
All complain about their shoes
Petty and jealous, the famously inane
Their shoes show their vain


Shoe Diversity

They come in many fashions
In shoes there is humanities design
We all walk the path of human strife
All Shoes matter


Celtic Shoes

Irish Shoes
Scottish shoes
Welsh shoes
All meet at the pub
So their feet can have a rest
While the mouths imbibe with chatter
If all goes well
Later on
The shoes fall off in a clatter


Miami Vice

Got the finest shoes from Miami
Found out they were fakes
Tongues were bent and crooked
Must have come from crocodile skinned tears
Mocking the homeless with no shoes over the years


The Great Canadian Shoe Trapper

The trapper goes for beaver pelts
The millionaire goes for shoes of felt
Armani makes it all the way
Only when the consumer comes out to play


The Shoeless Argentine

If you wish to invade the Falkland’s
Remember to bring your shoes
Cause your dictator has all your money
He cares not if you really lose

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 8/30/2016 10:37:00 PM
Hi Arthur, You took me on a "shoe" adventure. And I enjoyed it very much. A Big seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 8/30/2016 7:04:00 PM
good one my friend, now what beaver we talking about here....??? lol...Seren
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Date: 8/30/2016 6:45:00 PM
So many but I like the Celtic shoes.... have one more for the road.. Hugs Eve
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Date: 8/30/2016 5:10:00 PM
So many shoes to choose from. If you wear the blue suade I'm all yours Arthur.
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Date: 8/30/2016 8:33:00 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed this shoefull adventure. There's no business like Shoe Business! I once went into the Shoe Business because I wanted to save people's soles.
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Date: 8/30/2016 6:12:00 AM
ha ha ha hilarious Arthur - Incidentally I told hubby I was going to write a poem about a beaver and I see you have this word in your poem too lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 and faves
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Date: 8/30/2016 5:18:00 AM
- A unique collection, Arthur :) - Good luck in the contest - Many smiles and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/29/2016 10:15:00 PM
lol...bravo...loved them You really shined with these shoe stories
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/29/2016 10:32:00 PM
Thanks Tim, even added a beaver!!!! :)

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