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My Shoe Collection

My Shoe Collection Shoes Nice if you have them Shoes There is love There is happiness When the next path of your journey You take with shoes on your feet Shoes I am coming out of the closet I am not a woman But I do have too many shoes Shoes Love and relationships Why there are a lot like a pair of shoes At times, things may stink and smell Yet still better as a pair Shoes If I could walk a mile In everyman’s shoes I could walk forever Never having to buy my own Red Shoes The Red Socks Will never win Without good running shoes Blue Shoes If only I had blue shoes Of suede Id be dancing with you After the autographs Shoes Homeless people wish for shoes Millionaires wish for closets Big Shoes My feet are so big Ladies buy me my shoes Shoe Sale The man with one leg Looks for shoe sales At half off The Hookers Shoes A good hooker Never has used shoes Academy a Wards Winners and losers All complain about their shoes Petty and jealous, the famously inane Their shoes show their vain Shoe Diversity They come in many fashions In shoes there is humanities design We all walk the path of human strife All Shoes matter Celtic Shoes Irish Shoes Scottish shoes Welsh shoes All meet at the pub So their feet can have a rest While the mouths imbibe with chatter If all goes well Later on The shoes fall off in a clatter Miami Vice Got the finest shoes from Miami Found out they were fakes Tongues were bent and crooked Must have come from crocodile skinned tears Mocking the homeless with no shoes over the years The Great Canadian Shoe Trapper The trapper goes for beaver pelts The millionaire goes for shoes of felt Armani makes it all the way Only when the consumer comes out to play The Shoeless Argentine If you wish to invade the Falkland’s Remember to bring your shoes Cause your dictator has all your money He cares not if you really lose

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Date: 8/30/2016 10:37:00 PM
Hi Arthur, You took me on a "shoe" adventure. And I enjoyed it very much. A Big seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 8/30/2016 7:04:00 PM
good one my friend, now what beaver we talking about here....??? lol...Seren
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Date: 8/30/2016 6:45:00 PM
So many but I like the Celtic shoes.... have one more for the road.. Hugs Eve
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Date: 8/30/2016 5:10:00 PM
So many shoes to choose from. If you wear the blue suade I'm all yours Arthur.
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Date: 8/30/2016 8:33:00 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed this shoefull adventure. There's no business like Shoe Business! I once went into the Shoe Business because I wanted to save people's soles.
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Date: 8/30/2016 7:48:00 AM
Witty and foxy...and just when I think I've read a great one, the next and then the next prove to be even better. I could name a couple that I favor, but I think you know of which I write. - bien écrit cher ami!
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Date: 8/30/2016 6:12:00 AM
ha ha ha hilarious Arthur - Incidentally I told hubby I was going to write a poem about a beaver and I see you have this word in your poem too lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 and faves
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Date: 8/30/2016 5:18:00 AM
- A unique collection, Arthur :) - Good luck in the contest - Many smiles and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/29/2016 10:15:00 PM
lol...bravo...loved them You really shined with these shoe stories
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Date: 8/29/2016 10:32:00 PM
Thanks Tim, even added a beaver!!!! :)