Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh no I’m singing to a Christmas tree

Rum eggnog in me
Rum eggnog in me
Oh no I’m singing to the Christmas tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Much pleasure thou can give me

Oh mistletoe 
Oh mistletoe 
I’hve a Christmas tree I want to show

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh, I just kissed a Christmas tree

Oh Christine tee hee
Oh Christine tee hee
I thought you was a Christmas tree

No more rum for me
No more rum for me

Or my wife will toss me out
With the Christmas tree


Notes: I have no wife, and I have no tree, I may have some rum, but shhhhhh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Espinola Collins Avatar
December 23, 2014 at 11:51 AM
This one made me giggle...thanks for that Arthur...Your too funny! Have a merry xmas!! :)) Ana
Espinola Collins Avatar
December 23, 2014 at 11:52 AM
Ya ya I know...should be you're...lol
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:48 AM
great humour Arthur:-) Hugs jan xxx
Vaso Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 10:17 PM
Thanks Jan. I forgot to post the one we did, will have to look for that!!
Trifiatis Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:24 AM
I see the...spirit of the Christmas tree has ...filled you and ...double the joy you see, dear Arthur! Ha-ha! Make certain next year to have a tree, a wife and more..."spirit" Joyous verse, made me smile! Merry Christmas.
Vaso Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 10:18 PM
Well at least a tree! Thanks Demetrios, Merry Christmas
Smith Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 1:01 AM
Love the notes...and maybe the rum
Vaso Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 10:18 PM
Cheers, go habs go
Petersen Potter Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 12:39 AM
Very humorous golden pen Arthur! No wife no tree, lol..at least you have a bit of rum...lol...You're so funny sometimes my friend. Take care now. A 7 for you! Really enjoyed reading some of your poems this morning dear friend. Have a very nice weekend! :) Love and hugs! xxx D.
Vaso Avatar
December 24, 2014 at 10:18 PM
Thank you , if you know have any single trees, let me know! LOL
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