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Iggy, My Bearded Dragon

In my house there is a monster,
Who’s growing every day,
He’s usually quite happy,
In his own reptilian way.
He often watches TV,
He doesn’t care which side,
He really looks quite funny
When his mouth is open wide.
It cools him off when he is hot
He does it all the time,
Locusts are his favourite treat,
He eats them up just fine,
He munches and he crunches them,
It‘s quite a sight to watch,
But even more fascinating
Is when he makes a catch.
He might be multi-coloured,
With prickles on his tough skin,
His spiky beard can blacken, 
And he makes a right old din, 
I love my friendly monster,
Not everyone can say,
They have their very own dragon
To play with every day.




Copyright © Nathan Bach | Year Posted 2015


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Hillary and Trump Are Methodist

Hillary and Trump Are Methodist

Trump tries to think he is hot to trotting
But like a fool all his history has forgotten
To Blue Star Mom was moron and adversed
Possible thing to do in world is the worst.

Another real bad as usual he has just done
Of cerebral-palsied person Trump made fun
Mentioned where a woman's blood came from
Did abuse someone who was deaf and dumb.

Low of all low life's Trump he likes being
Took advantage of blind no longer seeing
Knowing he is great seeming so stellar
What would he say about Helen Keller?

What he should do is cease and desist
But probably my points he has missed
Lastly to write find this hard to resist
Both Hillary and Trump are Methodist.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Prominent Poet




Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016


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Awake at six am

It's six a.m. Outside it is beginning to turn from night to day. The wind howls faintly as it makes its way around my house. Rain patters chaotically on my rooftop as I lay here looking at the ceiling. I can barley see it through the darkness that hangs around me like a fog. The central air kicks on and it's hum drowns out the tip tap of the rain bombarding the roof. I pull the covers up to my chin and sigh. My eyes are heavy but my mind is racing. I think about a novel I have been reading. I think about money. I think about work. I consider, for just a moment, rising to don the hoodie hanging on the post at the end of my bed and wandering lazily into the kitchen where my journal lies open and a poem I was writing earlier slumbers on the open page waiting to be roused and finished.
I hear my neighbors truck roar to life and glance at my alarm clock. Six twenty two. Outside the darkness is losing its battle with the light--if it is a battle--and I can just barley make out, behind a lonely oak barren of leaves, the tail end of a gray cloud against a bluish gray sky. It will be a rainy day today. Soon I will sleep and when I rise the barren tree outside my window will not have moved. The clouds will be different (according to the weatherman I heard on the radio they will be darker) but the sky will probably still have that drab lazy blue hue. 
I think about clouds for a few minutes. I wonder if they have feelings. Then I imagine two clouds talking about how some other cloud thinks he is hot stuff and that maybe they should rain on his parade.
Then I drift off to sleep....


Copyright © Brady Perkins | Year Posted 2013


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One for Ten

One for ten dollars is how much each one should cost to save on
mathematical problems. Here goes:

Either he or she who or either he or she who hasn't.
The who goes on front of Poetry Soup Fortune T Shirt 
and the hasn't goes on the back as a reminder. Now
at your convenience allow me to continue on
completely at your discretion and not defection
like when ISIS is involved.

He who never gets off of train heading for a long ride.
He who hasn't bought flowers twice heading for double trouble.
He who worships God a lot by many angels will be sought.
He who writes many poems always likes life longer a lot.
He who doesn't write poems life more likely is to be doomed.
He who each much food will end up with more consumed.
He who eats a lot must allow for a lot of room.
He who battles with own personal life will lose one which was hard fought.
He who studies and listens a lot more likely to end up well-taught.
He who doesn't study life's ins and outs will have one more likely to rot.
He who drinks having too many shots will probably will end up shot.
He who commits a crime hopefully will end up being caught.
He who is stuck on himself thinks that he is hot to trot.
He who drinks something good says it sure has hit the spot.
He who is unsure of himself doesn't know whether or not.
He who has just been born will hopefully end up being a little tot.
He who stands closest to fire is the first one who will get hot.
He who is a happy fisherman is the one who many fish has caught.
He who is a fisherman with much money just may have a yacht.
He who invests much money returns more may be a lot.
He who wants to be on best team gives it all he has got.
He who never studies at all his brain is big as a dot.
He who is born in Scotland most assuredly will be a Scot.
And, and, and he who has no scruples at all among others will never stand tall.
He who has come up high in the world has further down to fall.

So now you add something. How about it Poetry Soup. Have you
ever seen people standing in line to look at their email before?
Jim Horn

He who has beheaded someone more than likely is on the run
Or Subject is getting very hot.

He who each time has completed an action will have next one to accomplish.

He who finds front door to be shut should consider going in back one.

My new additions. How do you remove an entry that you have already made?
I need to remove my other copy of this same poem. jthorn5656@gmail.com


Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014


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One for Ten

One for ten dollars is how much each one should cost to save on
mathematical problems. Here goes:

Either he or she who or either he or she who hasn't.
The who goes on front of Poetry Soup Fortune T Shirt 
and the hasn't goes on the back as a reminder. Now
at your convenience allow me to continue on
completely at your discretion and not defection
like when ISIS is involved.

He who never gets of train heading for a long ride.
He who hasn't bought flowers twice heading for double trouble.
He who worships God a lot my many angels will be sought.
He who writes many poems always likes life longer a lot.
He who doesn't write poems life more likely is to be doomed.
He who each much food will end up with more consumed.
He who eats a lot must allow for a lot of room.
He who battles with own personal life will lose one which was hard fought.
He who studies and listens a lot more likely to end up well-taught.
He who doesn't study life's ins and outs will have one more likely to rot.
He who drinks having too many shots will probably will end up shot.
He who commits a crime hopefully will end up being caught.
He who is stuck on himself thinks that he is hot to trot.
He who drinks something good says it sure has hit the spot.
He who is unsure of himself doesn't know whether or not.
He who has just been born will hopefully end up being a little tot.
He who stands closest to fire is the first one who will get hot.
He who is a happy fisherman is the one who many fish has caught.
He who is a fisherman with much money just may have a yacht.
He who invests much money returns more may be a lot.
He who wants to be on best team gives it all he has got.
He who never studies at all his brain is big as a dot.
He who is born in Scotland most assuredly will be a Scot.
And, and, and he who has no scruples at all among others will never stand tall.
He who has come up high in the world has further down to fall.

So now you add something. How about it Poetry Soup. Have you
ever seen people standing in line to look at their email before?
Jim Horn


Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014


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who is hot and who is not?

He told me he is hot and I’m not
Then I looked at the cooking pot and the flower pot 
I wondered! What gap exist between the belly and beauty
I will ask the sun and the dark cloudy city

He told me he is hot and I’m not
Then I gazed at the aged hut and the blue spot
I wondered! What are the pains and gains of time and chance?
I would ask the bending bones and the legs that dance

If you are hot and I’m not
Don’t blame the Creator for the seed that rot
For they are the future trees that feeds the nation
So, paint your ego with ash and caution


If you are hot and I’m not
Don’t add salt to the content of your teapot
For it will make the content sour and poor
If you are hot and he is not, do not think that he is poor

If you are hot and I’m not
Don’t put your head on the pillow of a baby cot
For it will dent your intended egomania
If he’s hot and you’re not, forget his egomania.

song title.. 'I am hot' by Dbanj [ a Nigerian artiste ] - required by member contest. music to 
your pen


Copyright © Adeleke Adeite | Year Posted 2009


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boyfriend

boyfriend
boyfriend
yes he is my
boyfriend
boyfriend

"i said my"

boyfriend
boyfriend
yes he is my
boyfriend
boyfriend

"oh yes"

he is hot, sexy and cool
i know you want him
but hes not with you
he go to the club
he got the ladies feenin
he got the club and after 
party bumpin

when he dance
he makes a new beat
on th dance flo
bringin that heat
you better keep up
you better stay on yo feet
yes im proud to say thats me

"oh"

my boyfriend
boyfriend
yes he is my 
boyfriend
boyfriend

"i said my"

boyfriend
boyfriend
yes he is my
boyfriend
boyfriend


Copyright © Michelle Edwards | Year Posted 2008


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Bottom Feeders

Bottom Feeders

Trump thinks that he is hot to trot;
A sinister, atrocious always sought;
We saw first putt;
From team got cut;
Bottom feeders are all he ever caught.

Her last name is Goldberg. Do you 
remember rest of her name?

Jim Horn


Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017