Best Hater Poems
For your penny's worth of thought,
Please take two cents worth back.
For the destruction that you brought
With all that empathy you lack,
For your narrow vision tunnel
That's dug deeper than your tact,
We gift to thee a shovel
So your barbs you may retract.
17.11.11
Composed for Brenda Chiri's
"Judgemental People And Haters"
You drive me out of my mind
Sexy but you can't be kind
It's so darn infuriating
Maybe we shouldn't be dating
You destroy me line by line
Saying "Who cares he'll be fine!"
Why don't you just let me be
instead of controlling me
Stop treating me like a toy
I am not a stupid boy
Someone out there will love me
I am lovable times three
Your darkness can't eclipse this
See my light be the witness
I'm the duck you're the water
pour down hateful daughter
You will just run down my back
I'm prepared for your attack
look long it's the last you'll see
I'll bet you won't forget me!
Poem about judgmental hateful people.
For Brenda Chiri's contest
Written for contest on November 7th 2017
(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)
There was a Govenor named
Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kristi Noem DeVil
She hated her puppy Cricket
with wired haired charm
Her own doggy she'll harm
Her own doggy she'll harm
deemed he was useless
like her goat valued less
So, she took the poor pup out
Not sympatico—Not even a pout
She’s made her boss proud
she shouts out loud,
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kisti Noem De-Vil
with whom she’ll share
the Presidential ticket
Out of her mind with excitement,
chasing all those birds
and having the time of her life
was poor fated Cricket
We need strong leaders who can
do these sorts of messes
She'll bring her own doggy harm
Ranting that it’s just another day on the farm!
The Govenor may be watching too much Netflix
Perchance Wentworth an Australian series
An unhinged system for women's prison
Chicks! Chicks! Chicks!
Chorus...
If anyone out there is looking to offload
an annoying puppy or jerk-face goat
there are many rescues out there
Haters wait in dark shadows
They hope to see me ‘slip’.
And as the cold wind blows,
So does your lousy ‘friendship’
Your ‘hate’ is equivalent to envy
And I don’t understand why it is so?
I shouldn’t have to contemplate, who’s my enemy
Then I find you’re crawlin’ through my back window!
Though I brushed of the dirt,
But the treachery leaves a stain.
The back-stabbing hurt,
And I kicked you from my heart’s domain!
In your heart, you hate and hate!
And still you smile in my face.
“Broken “promises” is how you communicate
So I don’t hesitate to remove you from my space!
I know that friends are very rare
And you claim you’re one of mine?
How could you follow me anywhere?
When you can’t even walk a straight line.
Yet, you call yourself, my friend;
But you’re not here in my hour of need.
Said you’ll be here ‘til the end;
So why not encourage me to succeed?
True friendship is all that I desire
Not someone who hides behind a mask.
Someone that I can count on as I go through the fire
Is all that I really ask!
No friend should want to see me fail.
But wish me success in all I do!
Be the ‘muscle’ when I’m frail,
Someone who make promises and follow through!
If only u could hold on to the sun in the rain!!!!!
U,d know that ya sunshine would never be demed again!!!
"So if ya light is too bright for certain individuals
sight!!!"Advise them to hold on to their sun!!!
For darkness doesn,t last 4ever, have faith in "ya light" to come!!!!
Then when they look their self in the mirror they can
say!!!!"I,m no longer a HATER...The light shining on me today..
And I will dance around freely basking in the sun...
Cause the darkness has failed an my light has finally won ...
Leaving me envyless with pride in who I am!!!, Not who I wish i could become
KITTEN HATER
To help address the mouse problem
With which the world is smitten
(God knows, we have enough of them)
My cat has just produced another kitten.
The indiscipline of kittens is not welcome -
They won’t soon catch a mouse,
The curtain climbing, table walking, and then some -
They just don’t care about the rules of the house.
And it’s like catching a pin cushion.
When they jump on me from the stairs in the hall.
It’s then I sometimes get a notion :
I wonder if mice are really so bad after all?
In a world of men she has her misery
she prays for our deaths nightly
all there is to blame
is all in a name
Men
from the declining of our education
to the West Nile Virus
she blames
Men
when she sees a temptress catching eyes on a magazine
or a dead body in a ravine
expired warranty on a machine
she screams
Men
when a war breaks out
when someone hair falls out
she screams
Men
every pot hole is our fault
every locked vault
control we seek
and keep women meek
if it's trendy and sheik
she blames
Men
if it's falls apart or stalls
if it breaks in two or three
look out you better flee
for here she comes to kill us all
she screams
Men
to all the tire recalls
for all short waterfalls
from stale donuts
to the Mets being in a rut
she screams
Men
I would like to be not a hater
And it would be great,
But I met you a week later
than it was too late.
I guess, everything did happen
how it used to be,
And Cupid's got useless weapon
as it seems for me.
Oh my god, it could be groovy,
But you did pass
without hesitation through me
and there's no us.
everyone's always telling me i'm paranoid or just tripping
but i knew someone was just waiting to catch me slipping
sitting in the cut watching for me to make a mistake
so they would have the perfect time to express some hate
i try hard to treat everyone fair that's why i dont see
why would someone really have it out for me
is it because i try to be the best i could be
that fuels someone's heart with so much jealously
i try hard to figure it out with all my might
why is it that people do so much just out of spite
maybe i crossed someone wrong and just forgot
and they were taken their time working on a plot
or maybe a person that was once my friend
that call themselves getting even once again
you know the one's that still smiles in your face
just waiting on the right time and right place
and as soon as you think it;s ok to relax
they feel the perfect time to stab you in the back
tell me why would a person become so mad
because you are flaunting something they could've had
haters comes in many different disguises
they have nothing to do but pray for your demise
they sneak behind your back try to cause you wrong
because they are afraid to face you head on
they're considered to lowest forms of the earth
for they will sink that low to cause you hurt
you dont always know who they are so watch your back
so that you dont get caught in another hater attack
I just love Vegemite
“Oh yes I do”
Not those horrible substitutes
Try hards and inferior poo!!
Vegemite with butter on toast
Or on a piece of freshly baked bread
On crackers with or without cheese
Vegemite is the ultimate spread!
You are either a lover or hater of Vegemite
There seems no in between
I cannot understand the haters
To dislike Vegemite to me… is obscene!!
It must be a wicked cat hater,
more capricious than a little bear,
who hung you on that long, white hook...
how much pain is reflected in that sad look!
It must be someone so heartless,
not having a bit of kindness...
ah, poor cat needing pet's care,
I am hoping you'll hang in there!
Do you want me to be your caring friend?
I'll wash your dirty fur with Baby Shampoo,
I'll even get a pink band for your cute hairdo,
and spoil you with clothes you never had!
Why is the door locked from inside,
I hear her laughing as if she were on a joy ride....
forgetting your hunger pangs that to her don't mean a lot;
oh, how you crave some canned food on the largest plate!
I will knock on that door ten times and moan like a grizzly bear,
and demand that she come out and explain her heneous crime:
why she has hung you as a puppet that can't breathe and smile;
and if her heart is made of stone...it will melt as I say, " Hang in there! "
Dewdrops, appears, its drops are myopic,
no blame angel falls,
convenience, not the hardships.
Dripping without mercy,
cracked ribs.
Move anticlockwise,
Learn to be wise,
set and rise.
Seeing them lined up,
in the courtyard of Hyperpolitan,
bear provisions for their destiny.
Saying the odd, asking blessings
The lucky one is the drum of worship.
Not Ghazal, the love poem,
wisdom of the hall, resident of embers.
For haters, winning alone is enough.
Written by: Rodgers Ja Brown
Why you gassing dawg
Why you coming to my table without asking dawg
I know you hate me with a passion I ain't mad at y'all
Jealous and envy shall follow you
You stuck on my name tryna f*ck with it
But I'm a big number you ain't in my league
I know you f*ck with every classic in my catalog
And it go worth your business team think it's lootlove
Cashtime with my team I'm a big Fish
Money is a big thing I'm focused on
I don't need a green screen when I pull stunts
Cause when you the real thing niggas get touched
And it's Super unlocked
I don't give a f*ck about your number one spot
Corporate's sleeping on me need to set alarm clocks
Word to all workmates crossing my network guap
Big dreams since I was a little boy
I'm stressed, went to the medical school and dropped out
Middle finger to the press
Tried to give a f*ck but I ain't got a f*ck left
I'm blessed
Tried to be civil until I saw your Instagram page
But I was out on leave paving a road for bigger things
See when it rains it pours. I think we all need change
I show real love and respect to the real ones!
They thought it would be a funny text.
You have no friends.
You should die.
Why don’t you kill yourself?
But then she did…
I hate this, this, this, this, this, and that.
Why? I ask him.
Because my dad hates this, this, this, this, this, and that.
How old are you? I ask the young man.
Forty-seven.
Wow.
Old enough to know better.