Best Hater Poems

For your penny's worth of thought,
Please take two cents worth back.
For the destruction that you brought
With all that empathy you lack,
For your narrow vision tunnel
That's dug deeper than your tact,
We gift to thee a shovel
So your barbs you may retract.




17.11.11

Composed for Brenda Chiri's
"Judgemental People And...

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You drive me out of my mind
Sexy but you can't be kind
It's so darn infuriating
Maybe we shouldn't be dating

You destroy me line by line
Saying "Who cares he'll be fine!"
Why don't you just let me be
instead of controlling me

Stop treating me like a toy
I am not...

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Haters wait in dark shadows
They hope to see me ‘slip’.
And as the cold wind blows,
So does your lousy ‘friendship’

Your ‘hate’ is equivalent to envy
And I don’t understand why it is so?
I shouldn’t have to contemplate, who’s my enemy
Then I find you’re crawlin’ through my back...

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If only u could hold on to the sun in the rain!!!!! 
U,d know that ya sunshine would never be demed again!!! 
"So if ya light is too bright for certain individuals 
sight!!!"Advise them to hold on to their sun!!!
 For darkness doesn,t last 4ever,...

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KITTEN   HATER


To help address the  mouse problem
With which  the world is smitten  
(God knows, we have enough of them)
My cat has just produced another  kitten. 
The indiscipline of kittens is not welcome  -
They won’t soon catch a mouse,
The...

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In a world of men she has her misery
she prays for our deaths nightly
all there is to blame
is all in a name
Men
from the declining of our education
to the West Nile Virus
she blames 
Men
when she sees a temptress catching eyes on a magazine
or a dead body...

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I would like to be not a hater
And it would be great,
But I met you a week later
than it was too late.
I guess, everything did happen 
how it used to be,
And Cupid's got useless weapon
as it seems for me.
Oh my god, it could be groovy,...

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everyone's always telling me i'm paranoid or just tripping
 but i knew someone was just waiting to catch me slipping
 sitting in the cut watching for me to make a mistake 
so they would have the perfect time to express some hate
 
i try hard...

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It must be a wicked cat hater,
more capricious than a little bear, 
who hung you on that long, white hook...
how much pain is reflected in that sad look! 

It must be someone so heartless,
not having a bit of kindness...
ah, poor cat needing pet's care,
I am...

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I  just love Vegemite 
“Oh yes I do”
Not those horrible substitutes 
Try hards and inferior poo!!

Vegemite with butter on toast
Or on a piece of freshly baked bread
On crackers with or without cheese
Vegemite is the ultimate spread!

You are either a lover or hater of Vegemite
There...

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Written by: Rodgers Ja Brown

Why you gassing dawg
Why you coming to my table without asking dawg
I know you hate me with a passion I ain't mad at y'all
Jealous and envy shall follow you
You stuck on my name tryna f*ck with it 
But I'm a big...

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I hate this, this, this, this, this, and that.
Why? I ask him.
Because my dad hates this, this, this, this, this, and that.
How old are you? I ask the young man.
Forty-seven.
Wow.
Old enough to know better....

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(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named 
Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Kristi Noem DeVil
She hated her puppy Cricket 
with wired haired charm
Her own doggy she'll harm
Her...

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Dewdrops, appears, its drops are myopic, 
no blame angel falls,
convenience, not the hardships.

Dripping without mercy, 
cracked ribs.
Move anticlockwise,
Learn to be wise,
set and rise.

Seeing them lined up,
in the courtyard of Hyperpolitan,
bear provisions for their destiny.
Saying the odd, asking blessings

The lucky one is the drum of worship.
Not...

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They thought it would be a funny text.
You have no friends.
You should die.
Why don’t you kill yourself?

But then she did…...

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