Wined and Dined

There once was a lass in decline
who daily drank much too much wine
she rosed* up her lips
and plumped up her hips
but never got any of mine!

Yes, my bottle it remained corked
not guzzled by broads from New York
oh, pink, white or red
I’d hoard them instead
perhaps I let lose for the stork?

Men if you’d sip from my bottle... 
into bed, do rush, don’t dawdle
drink from my navel
if you are able
perform with game hold the throttle. 

* I know [rosed] is not a word ;) I'm being funny so I'm using my poetic license!
**ed's do not make a syllable ;)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 7/16/2011 7:06:00 PM
Words are there to be bettered Debbie, and Rosed is no exception. Being "Wined and Dined" in this vein suits me just fine. Super Limerick series :)
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Date: 6/27/2011 6:40:00 PM
I really enjoyed this funny little ditty. Thanks so much for sharing. It made me smile. God Bless, JB
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Date: 6/24/2011 7:04:00 PM
What a wonderful verse Debbie, tickled my funny bone and I loved it.
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Date: 6/22/2011 4:21:00 PM
I laughed out loud over this one!! The stork line....LOL !!! and the drinking from the navel...(is that from experience...LOL !!!!! Loved it!!
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Date: 6/22/2011 4:07:00 PM
I have no trouble with your rosed and for one who doesn't like limericks you do a stand up job. I am leaving a soup mail.
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Date: 6/22/2011 3:57:00 PM
wow what an invitation at the end Debbie.. awesome feat..haha... good luck in the contest with this terrific Limerick... thankxx also for a great Emote contest showing all kinds of emotions... and .. congrats to all winners.. special thankxx for my 10th place for "Love in Sync".. luv your comment.. cause LUV is everything..in LIFE..luv.. thankxxx... not blogging these days ..due to all the previous *rap...
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Date: 6/22/2011 12:27:00 PM
Liked the 2nd one more!Excellent write!Best wishes.
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Date: 6/22/2011 7:50:00 AM
Great Limerick Debbie, it put a smile on my wrinkled face! I enjoyed the read, best to you in the contest~ Caryl
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Date: 6/22/2011 4:37:00 AM
Reads like winning material to me..Good luck in the contest..How do you think up these?...Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Sara
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Date: 6/22/2011 12:48:00 AM
Sausy, saus, sausy...lol...and wonderbar! Hope this places high! Especially like "rosed up her lips"... Bottoms Up, from Cyndi...oh, ps, glad I made you laugh and thanks for the win.
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Date: 6/21/2011 11:11:00 PM
you were getting a bit down and dirty with that last part. You little hussie holding wine in your navel. hahaha. I hope this will do well for you, Deb. I too went the limerick route. (was it the only form she allowed? I can't keep track anymore, the contests are flying by us so quickly) Hope you got my hotmails today.Luv, Andrea
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Date: 6/21/2011 10:50:00 PM
Good one, dear Debbie!!! Let's get together and have a glass of Cabernet :) By the way I like your interpretation of my poem "Purple Heart". Mine was different (when I wrote it)but both are very good! Love you, Iolanda :)
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Date: 6/21/2011 8:21:00 PM
Great contest entry. I agree with Linda, the first word should be changed to "there". Very well written!
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Date: 6/21/2011 7:39:00 PM
Very, very funny...Had me Lmao...lol...But you might want to check the first word..Think it should be "There", not "The"....Linda
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