Best Guys Poems

Ladies you say, all the good guys have been taken
I am here to say, you're completely mistaken
A sensitive guy, let me introduce him
He is down to earth and his name is Tim

A sense of humor, a poet as well
Stay away from those guys, that treat...

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Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:

to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.

Those born this day SEVEN

have blessings of Heaven

in wit, charm and poetry!


Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!...

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School Bus drivers always have stories to tell and most of them come directly from the children that once our rode our buses. This one is no exception, but it is also a fine example of how kids themselves through laughter can overcome what we...

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Caleb Smith, southern gent so refined,
has an interesting, humorous mind.
He not only can write,
but can farm, fish and fight,
and on critters he hunts he has dined!

Also clever at limericks is Tim.
He does footles for friends on a whim.
The bright bulb in his brain
comes on time...

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My wife is a poet and I am not,
She creates with her pen, I use robot!
She doesn’t know the truth,No! not a hint,
I don’t look in her eyes, lest reads a glint!

She picks topics at random to challenge,
by night ready poetry is for exchange,
if she...

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Here he comes, bringing up the rear
So proud to be one of the guys
Blowing me kisses drenched in beer
As he wolfs down several pies

One tortured attempt at a promising leer
Whilst he fumbles with his flies
He’s no idea that I’m sat here
Planning my goodbyes!...

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There are guys who are lovers, 
And guys who are leavers. 
Guys that are thoughtful, 
Guys who are deceivers. 

Some just wanna make you smile, 
And some who are just plain rude. 
There's guys who show respect, 
While others only want you nude. 

There's guys...

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Charlie. I worked with Charlie for 14 years. He was a little older than me, did the same job. Sure had the "highs and lows" - he must have been manic-depressive or bipolar or something. He'd blow up, but remained a good friend. Charlie was...

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Girls need affection 
Guys need sex
When a guy knows he’s not getting it
The warning bells scream next…
Girls think of the future
Guys hold onto “now”
I think the future scares them
So that “talk” they won’t allow 
Girls are more “emotional”
They express how they feel
Guys are more conserved
With...

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I’m not a redneck, but in Georgia I attract them like flies.
They all have the best pickup truck that money can buy.
With heavy southern accents, they lay their line on thick.
Calling me honey and sweetie, which is refreshing to this city chick.

I don’t need a...

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 Good guys never destroy;
it’s simply, not in their nature.

Good guys are preservationists;
you won’t find them in governments;
they never aspire to control anyone.

They give till it hurts and then, give more;
they often fade into eternity;
unknowns and much loved by everyone.

Good guys don’t care about money,...

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Contrary to popular belief, us guys have feminine side
Sometimes we wear gowns pretending we're blushing new brides
I'm more reserved
Lacking the nerve
At the sight of a wee mousie, I go "eeeek" and hide


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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For the greatest hamburgers, hot dogs, and fresh-cut fries,
we must only know one location, and that’s “Five Guys”.
The stores are found in thirteen states along the east coast.
Food is fresh and never frozen, quality’s the most!
Their burgers cooked to order from the best cuts of...

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Cards flew fast tonight.
Guys told stories of the times.
Laughter and fun won....

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It's all brand new so it's time for fears,
As long as you're with me you will see no tears,
Forever and ever to have and to hold,
Can't wait for the day to taste your heart of gold,
With an open mind and caring heart,
In hopes that we...

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