Best Groveled Poems

Bugger 
17th July 2015

Last night my missus gave me some oysters for tea
Was I in for a night of rip snorting whoopee?
I showered and shaved trying to smell like a stud
Her half dozen oysters must have all of been duds.
Things were desperate so I engaged...

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Easter Wake-up Call

Jesus ~

When you woke up in the tomb did you smile –
The living prophecy complete -
 As death cowered in your victory?
Throw back your head to laugh in giddiness
As you broke free from burial’s mortal bonds
 Trembling at your feet?
Sing a kingly Psalm...

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I retreat to my own cavern now and then
One that is unknown to all the modern age
A pristine cave that swallows all my cares when
The cacophony of life borders on rage
Pastel stalactites have dripped long before men
Groveled on this planet in quest of a wage
Brightest...

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When Marie Antoinette arrived in France, all she knew was ballroom and dance.
The champagne flowed from fountains of stone as her and King Louis sat on their thrones.
So lavishly dressed they were at their balls as the poor and the starving stood outside their walls.
At...

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The Earth is groveled by her own soul.
With her skull welting on the sky, as all.
Affixes the omissions in her memory.
Together with people and greenery.

The grass lies behind shuck's pole.
In a casket placed of ivory, there is a soul.
Below the moon, earn merely terms of...

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Crumpled leaves, cool wind breeze
Dying grass, congregated mass
Cold dead stone,Corpes all alone
Buried in earth, begins another birth
Here lies the woman, The good,hearty person
Who died from old age, her time now is off stage
Shes beg and she's groveled, danced with the devil
But now she is free,...

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Ruing the emotionally prosperous papa razz zee life I did not live

The following poetic account 
written more'n a dozen dirty dancing decades ago, 
while I (a socially withdrawn *****Sapiens) 
groveled along (on a secret Msn)
along boulevard of broken dreams,
whereby yours truly forced to eat...

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When You Gotta Go You Gotta

We know when you go you really gotta,
After you had learned  would be a lotta,
Coming out,
No doubt;
Even when temptation off had fought a.

Jim Horn

Trump Had Groveled Riding Horse

While riding on horse Trump is groveling;
Putin and he caused horse to...

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From the fences of hardships,
From the shores of alienation,
From the chains of compulsion,
She found me whilst recommencing life,
I only saw ugly nature of life, she uttered!
She reminisced, her way to blissfulness was shuttered!
Cheerfulness has come to her door a century ago alike!!
My heart and soul...

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Judge Who Held A Grudge

We knew Judge a grudge he would hold,
After one more predicted plot did unfold,
Hair ringy;
Also stingy,
Who is poorest one we ever have polled.

Jim Horn

Over 10 again.

Trump Slipped On Transcript

Seems like up again,  Trump had slipped;
He said words not contained in...

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Is it for pleasure or for pain?
to see what lingers in her veins.
to watch it spill across her chest,
cherishing the scars that are left..
it's not normal the way she begs for each incision ,
She silent as she feels steel on skin and blackness clouds her...

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Docked your own can it tote-n-land home
Locked unknown antidote to amp the mode 
Clamped-n-sewn your stamp will show 
Plan it slow in a long tramp you know
Boat the load and camp your stow
Go for broke to brand a glow
Sold your joke now stand-n-soak
Hold folk accountable...

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Of all the gin joints, 
and pool halls, 
on bar stools, 
and in the shallows of oceans, the Siren calls.
It calls us men back.

If only men can bust that Jack!
Oh, for years you evaded all men like me,
and kept hidden in the darkest of corners.
But...

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Cold was the night when I sat down
The dimples on my cheeks were brown
When they're supposed to be bright red
The fear had gone into my head
I began scribbling with my pen
Words flowed out from that inky den
And danced with the flickering candlelight
Like Goosebumps tales told...

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Transfixed he mesmerized her with his Vampiric gaze. 
Enthralled and spellbound she groveled forthright from her slough. 
Only to find it was no man this guise, a hue. 
A shade of color feigned in vain, it's you.
A hollow shell to cast aside when is convenient.
Left...

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