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When You Gotta Go You Gotta and More

When You Gotta Go You Gotta

We know when you go you really gotta,
After you had learned  would be a lotta,
Coming out,
No doubt;
Even when temptation off had fought a.

Jim Horn

Trump Had Groveled Riding Horse

While riding on horse Trump is groveling;
Putin and he caused horse to be hobbling,
And while there,
Horse did share;
After being off horse both were wobbling.

Jim Horn

Trump Sticking Out Neck

Trump as usual would stick out neck,
They say had resulted in a big wreck,
Many hurt;
Blood on shirt,
When being bitten by a bloody insect.

Jim Horn

Trump Took Big Swig

Trump  had taken another big swig,
After opening bottle with sharp twig,
To tavern go;
Did overflow;
And from head would loose their wig.

Jim Horn

Trump Trade Plan Not Well Laid

Poor are the present conditions of trade,
Which by Trump  had not been well laid;
While we waited,
He devastated;
Into past we wish he would quickly fade.

Jim Horn

Trump Tried To Skate

From responsibility Trump tired to skate,
So him we should have to interrogate;
Chop off block,
Bunch of crock;
Heard he ended up becoming a cell mate.

Jim Horn

We were hostile having gone
down the Nile for a while in style.

Jim Horn

Both Joined At Hip

Knew that they both had been  joined at hip,
And to separate them we should start to clip;
Checked a lot;
Found right spot;
On cutting utensil you must have a good grip.

Jim Horn

Beginning Had Been Born

God made things they way they have been;
From absolute zero is where world would begin;
Absolutely pure;
Eternity endure,
And beginning had been born without any sin.

Jim Horn

Tit for Tat Done By Doormat

If it truly would be  tit for tat,
Don't be dumb as a door mat;
Mixed feeling;
Not appealing;
Could result in mortal combat.

Jim Horn

Listening to MSNBC and came 
up with this one.

Lovely Lady in My Life

She sure is lovely lady in my life,
Who I want for my wonderful wife;
Kind and clever;
Do love forever;
So full of love and free from strife.

Jim Horn

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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