Best Grandpas Poems

Grandpas Chair..



This is the place where I go to get away. 
No kids to yell at, silence I hear, I can think strait. 
Sometimes my grandsons comes and then wakes me up. 
Grandma worry’s about me falling asleep in the heat. 
So I have to...

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i wait for grandpa, with his steps slow as a turtles, i listen bye and bye, but the voices
hollow, we walk and talk, and i hear his voice shake, we laugh and flock, as we pass the
old tank...
he tells me stories about the past, like...

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You are only a figment 
of my immagination
But later in life
When I meet your mother
You'll become my flesh and blood
A girl a boy
It does'nt really matter
My love will be the same
As you grow into adulthood

Thinking of a family of your own

Agirl a boy 
It does'nt...

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My grandpa shocked a copper
Flashed him with a toothless smile
Dropped his trousers, bared his bottom
Like he’d planned it all the while

Nicked him good and proper
You'll be locked up for the night
You can't go baring all your bits
And giving folk a fright

Questioned later in a cell
Tell...

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Hipster Grandpa

Rappy 
Pappy

Delirious Grandpa

Wappy
Pappy

Grandpa with Wings

Flappy
Pappy

Enthusiastic Grandpa

Clappy
Pappy

Bad Grandpa

Crappy
Pappy

Laptop for Grandpa

Pappy
Lappy

May 4, 2021
For Brian Strand's All Yours (May 7) Poetry Contest...

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i remember a long time ago when i first met the love of my life
she was wearing a beautiful dress 
i knew she would be my wife
her hair long flowing locks
my first reaction my jaw dropped

i introduced myself as i walked across to her
hello miss...

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What a gorgeous ring! It is your engagement ring, right?
grandma gave me a smile. Tears made her brown eyes quite bright.
Remember the words grandpa said? I asked her, that October night.
She shook her head no; which to me was a sad sight.
Alzheimer’s had taken away...

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Where is grandpa’s red devil box? 
Each grandchild asked this as we entered the home.
It was a box grandpa had teased us with since we were young.
We all wanted it. There was only one of course.

He used to chase me around with it, Barry told...

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This is what they used to do,
Grandpa's made their own rules,
Sit on verandah on sunny morn,
Read the sport, paper at dawn,
Then to read the obituaries,
Ensure still alive, you see,
Finally, they passed to glory,
Grandpas so loved, their story!...

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A bible stand stood verily high -
these words won’t die.
Central pages of art.
Grandma’s Jesus would give me a heart.

1/7/2020
Clerihew Contest
Sponsor: Regina McIntosh...

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Wish you were here,
Though your time has come;
The days seem so shorter,
Since you've been gone.

You have not failed us,
As you have gave it your all.
Family will now guide you,
No need to fear the call.

You have chose selfless actions
Among family gone before
The clouds have started moving
The...

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Cantankerous Grandpa

Snappy
Pappy

Jolly Old Fellow

Happy
Pappy

Overly-Sentimental Grandpa

Sappy
Pappy

Diapered Grandpa

Nappy
Pappy

Naptime for Grandpa

Pappy
Nappy



May 4, 2021
for Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (May 5)' Poetry Contest...

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Grandpa’s magic bubbles make the world spin a bit faster.
We see the longevity, for it makes peons turn into a master.
They learn new ways to set the world on fire as they spin.
We are now in a refreshing state, where experts are in.

Grandpa was a...

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I s'pose Grandmas think Grandpas are underfoot most of the time,
And consider them moody, grumpy and way past their prime.
But God had a purpose for them in His great scheme of Creation.
He tasked Grandpas specifically to spoil the coming generation!

When Moms say, "No!", Grandpas must...

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grandpa’s boot went missing on a Tuesday night
It’s weird he told every relative in sight
I know I left it right here by the door
Some rolled their eyes, others looked on the floor

I knew the faeries had taken it, but did not tell him.
My elf friend...

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