Grandpas Missing Boot

grandpa’s boot went missing on a Tuesday night It’s weird he told every relative in sight I know I left it right here by the door Some rolled their eyes, others looked on the floor I knew the faeries had taken it, but did not tell him. My elf friend named pal had it clutched next to his chin. I watched them scurry it out at midnight, tis true. But I kept a confidence for my friends Bunny and Boo. Bunny and Boo are the elves who live in faerie fey. They needed a house, I mean, one, right away. Their baby was coming, and they needed this boot. I pretended to aid grandpa and said “well, now, shoot!”