Grandpas Grin

My grandpa shocked a copper Flashed him with a toothless smile Dropped his trousers, bared his bottom Like he’d planned it all the while Nicked him good and proper You'll be locked up for the night You can't go baring all your bits And giving folk a fright Questioned later in a cell Tell me why you flashed your butt And why on earth you did it Smirking like a mangy mutt He blamed it all on grannie Said that it was her idea She had a strange solution To the problem on his rear The copper asked what she had said To make make his manic dash Grinning like a Cheshire cat And giving folk a flash Well he'd told her of the boil That was hurting on his bum He couldn't even take a seat Which made him feel so glum So how is she the reason The duty copper said You were smiling, you were flashing And not at home in bed She's always said a problem halves If you will only share it But this time all she said was that... I’d have to grin and bare it