Best Goin Poems

A feller went to the doctor's office 'cause he wasn't feelin' well.
The doctor said, "You ain't lookin' all that swell, this I can tell!"

He had a banana stuck in his right ear and a celery stalk in his left!
From his nose dangled a pair of...

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What's up?
What's going on?
How come it's 3AM?
And bright as noon?
Have I finally made it
Into a Looney-Tune?

Who left me a hot breakfast,
Then disappeard?
How the hell did I
Overnight grow a green beard?

And that new Lamborgini
In my driveway
Painted purple, black,
and red, each a circle round

Am I a mad...

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I’m on a one way ticket goin’ home
To the place where I am known
No more travelling around for me
Home is where I want to be

I can see it out there up ahead
All the love in my heart led
And there I’ll rest away from harm
No more...

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“Pictures could not be accessories to the story – evidence – they had to contain the story within the frame; the best picture contained a whole war within one frame”. Tatjana Soli, The Lotus Eaters

“There is a widespread belief – one with no historical or...

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G-O-I- to the N. These 4 letters fill my head and that point I do begin. To go in and bust a ryhme. Come with a bong and you're right on time. To see my quickness, watch my shine and see me snap on every...

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Who needs a your highness or sire?
Hillary and Jeb should retire
Though them we can chuck   
The needle is still stuck  
As behind the curtain’s a liar!


Author's note:  Title inspired by Simon and Garfunkel's song.  For a dose of the 60's...

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A favorite Grateful Dead song,
Going Down the Road Feeling Bad...
Who hasn't had such days?

An astonishing band they were
Amazing in so many ways...

In the early 70's I had
The pleasure to be
In a "Dead" cover band,
How incredible they were
They took me to "another land"

Golden memories
Goose-bump laden music
Oh,...

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ARE YE GOING TO MARRY THAT WITCH OF A DAME - Counterfeiting the CANTICLE by T. Wignesan

(With self-lacerating apologies and scathing penance to that great troubador medieval English poet who longed for his lovely lass during expunging pilgrimages to Scarborough Fair. T. Wignesan)

Are ye going...

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If I'm movin'
I know where I'm goin'
those are the lessons of my life -
times I've seen, me and my wife,
down that road together 
no matter what the weather
many a day, some filled with strife -
but still I keep on movin'
'cause when I'm movin'
I know where...

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Granny cut off our credit at the store.
You were going to school
So we thought you could do anything.
We'll write a note, we decided,
Joe can write.
We devised a long list.
Sam, who was four, said, "Don't forget to sign Bert's name."
So you did, we thought...
Off we marched...

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Hey Feller Where You Goin'
By Roy Merritt

Every time he went by that graveyard 
He would whistle a soothing tune
He wanted to get past that place
And he wanted to do it soon 
He didn’t like goin’ by there
As he walked about this town
He didn’t like goin’...

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There's nothing, nothing goin on
Same old small town, some old gossip goin round
That's what them haters be on

Visions and out of  body experiences
My super-conscious laying it all out for me
Whatever, however, I'll do whatever it takes
to make it out this hell I'm in
I must...

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let me introduce myself and where im from
my name is mc hearing aid and im a big huge bum
bummy, moochy ,lazy ,slacker , unmotivated
nudisiplined, unruly, and undereducated
unemployed and unreliably
under achiever under qualified, and thats undenible
but minimum wage yeah thats for suckers 
id rather live under...

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Wish their was a better day so far away
Tired of this pain with it I can not gain
Feelings of hurt an pain I feel like the rain
Wish this hart would heel but it shows the way I feel
Inbound with hurt I'm dieing  inside no...

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My firends love that world.We love the trees,the dirt,clouds,and the sky. 
 The problem is that the world is dieing.Can we do anything?Can we help the earth?  
 I can help!I can plant flowers and trees.
 We can Recyle.There a many ways to recyle.You...

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