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Why Medicare Is Goin' Bust

A feller went to the doctor's office 'cause he wasn't feelin' well. The doctor said, "You ain't lookin' all that swell, this I can tell!" He had a banana stuck in his right ear and a celery stalk in his left! From his nose dangled a pair of carrots thus leavin' him quite bereft! The doc without further examination relieved him from his plight, Sayin', "You gotta change yer eatin' habits! You're not eatin' right!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

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Hidden Sister

Date: 3/21/2013 9:47:00 AM

Your great, this was a belly laugh! Jen.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/1/2013 3:55:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha!!...Enjoyed and needed a laugh...Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/26/2012 4:22:00 AM

problem Robert, we are suppose to eat 5 vegies a day, i only counted 3 here,, ok i get it, funny is this, But! i see an underlining message here too, have yourself and your family a lovely New Year....Harry

Debbie Duncan

Date: 12/21/2012 10:46:00 AM

cute, very cute Bob,,,, have a blessed day ;}

Kathryn Collins

Date: 12/13/2012 9:18:00 AM

very clever, Bob. Chaching chaching

Jack Horne

Date: 12/10/2012 1:23:00 PM

lol, had a good chuckle here : ) So glad to hear Vera is improving, my friend

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/10/2012 11:40:00 AM

Groan! Oh No!... Fun one...

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 12/8/2012 8:50:00 PM

As always Robert, this is a good one. Thanks for sharing. It gave me a good laugh. Lucilla

Jack Ellison

Date: 12/8/2012 8:52:00 AM

This is a hoot, my friend! From a Canadian perspective, all I can say is, it works up here! But people do go to the doc for the silliest reasons! LOL Great write... have a good one! Jack

Rollo West

Date: 12/7/2012 5:55:00 PM

Hi Bob, great write and great story, love the humor. I see your a fellow USAF vet. Rollo

Russell Sivey

Date: 12/7/2012 5:23:00 PM

Ha ha, quite the humorous tale here my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful and funny poem this evening! What a wise and inspirational(not to try putting food in orifices not designated for it) of a piece, Great Work!!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/7/2012 4:37:00 PM

:) :).... A bit of a funny poem, bob!! Love it!!!!!!( I still smile.....) - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)