Best Get Rid Of Poems

(This poem is not directed at innocent spouses)

Chlamydia   

Chlamydia, Chlamydia,
How do we get rid of ya.?

Take up painting,
Stay at home.
Learn to play the saxophone.

Raise Chihuahuas.
Learn cabinetry.
Take ballet lessons,
Make furniture for the family.

Write a novel,
Even if it stinks,
Don’t drown yourself in alcoholic drinks.

Write a...

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You cant get rid of your shadow 

Its always there on the wall

The movement of sunlight makes it flow

It dances whenever you call

It rises forever in the daybreak

Gripping every corners edge

Sets in the sundown of its wake

Finding us in every slope and ledge

We always look...

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Somethings are listed as a bargain
they make it sound so fine
"You can buy this for under thirty bucks"!
Whats the price?  $29.99.

Wow, that's a whole penny
there's no way you can lose.
with the money you'll be saving
how could you refuse?

The current price of Gasoline
is $2.68 and...

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Here I lie in Ramona,
sick with the virus Corona.
     I feel like hell
     and cannot smell,
but glad I don't have pneumonia.

In five days' time, I finally felt fine:
Free from the virus Corona.
     Then...

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To Get Rid of Something

I was listening to the bug exterminator
Commercial. This Horn Haiku came to
mind.

Can exterminate;
Completely eradicate,
And eliminate.

When you want to get rid of something, 
this is what you have to end up doing.
After all of this has happened, the problem
is no longer there.

Jim...

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i see your anger
from the cold-hearted ego basher
but you can't get rid of me

i see your suspicion
from the unexpected action
but you can't get rid of me

i see your wonder
from everything under cover
but you can't get rid of me

i see your hope
from the new ways to...

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Vivian, my eighty-years-seasoned neighbor, called Vi, is a mystery only to those who did not return her first cheerful “hi”.
She is an open-book person, ready to love and accept everyone.  I met Vi the first day I was out in my yard building a...

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God Get Rid of Trump

Made Trump president and it did madden;
Then seemed so silent and would sadden;
Perturb,
And disturb;
Should get rid of Trump  and us gladden.

Jim Horn...

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Are We Trying To Get Rid Of God?

Why is our country trying to remove 
God from “everything?”
Do we think about the consequences this will bring?

Our early fathers looked to him for a “moral direction.”
But now we’re burdened down 
with “political correction.”

When our country’s leaders signed...

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A bumpy toad jumped on my nose and refused to get off.
I tried to gross him out, much phlegm I garnered in a cough.
He was determined and held on tightly with his webbed toes.
I was irritated because after all, it is my own private nose.

Come...

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     Brawling backrooms 
       swirling in smoke

     Bloody negotiations
       served up smart folks

     Like Ike, JFK and
    ...

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In our midst is a vulture
With her piercing eyes
Looking at us 
The immediate prey
On this side of the cape;

A vulture comes
Enforcing her commotions on men
At dawn a new day is born
With limbs of new commotions;

A vulture is pampered as a pet-bird
By many whose hearts have...

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Money, has created the wealthy 
and many, who are unhealthy

Money, has given us disease
with a bacterium, of too many humans

Money, has created the wars
which has made, many sores

Money, has made many do crime
to relieve stress, by having a dime

Money, is not there for many
to have,...

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lizard the balloon animal showed up on a Monday
Refused to go to church the very next Sunday
Had his own way, and stared at me with buggy eyes
I was a bit afraid of him, he drew bees, wasps and flies

who created you? I asked, but he...

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Daisy chain
Dandelion fun.
Smell stems.
But gorgeous flowers.

Weeds?
No way!
The prettiest offerings
In the yard.
I throw out my hands.

Crazy that anyone 
Would want to
Get rid of them!
What?
Are you nuts?

What will you try to get rid of next?
Imagination?
Faeries?
Pixie dust?
Rainbows?
Unicorns?

No way I say.
These are not weeds.
They are God’s sunniest flowers!...

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