Get Rid of the Nine Tenths

Somethings are listed as a bargain
they make it sound so fine
"You can buy this for under thirty bucks"!
Whats the price?  $29.99.

Wow, that's a whole penny
there's no way you can lose.
with the money you'll be saving
how could you refuse?

The current price of Gasoline
is $2.68 and nine-tenths
why not make it $2.69
wouldn't that make more sense?

The extra one-tenth of a cent
I'm sure glad I don't have to pay
it would be such a financial burden
more than I can say.

I'ld probably need a second job
which wouldn't be too great
they could relieve a lot of pressure
if the price was just $2.68.

I don't want to seem facetious
lets call a spade-a-spade
lets make the penny obsolete
then we'ld have it made.

There would be no more prices
that end in 99
they'ld likely go to the nearest buck
which is what I had in mind.

But none of that will happen
that I know for sure
that 99 is here to stay
we'll just continue to endure!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 10/2/2010 10:13:00 PM
I loved it! And so true
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Date: 10/2/2010 9:49:00 PM
Insightful, Ralph...totally enjoyed...Peace, Audrey
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Date: 10/2/2010 8:42:00 PM
cute one, much enjoyed
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Date: 10/2/2010 8:10:00 PM
well done and enjoyed Ralph. Have a nice one,..p.d.
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Date: 10/2/2010 7:24:00 PM
Enjoyed this whimsical read, priced at 99 cents. Marketing assures us people are quicker to buy a product that is listed at 29.99 instead of 30.00$ Nice piece.
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Date: 10/2/2010 6:16:00 PM
you are going for the moot point!
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