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Premium Member Willy Struggled To Get It Up
Young Willy arranged to go camping
alas, he struggled erecting his tent
he tweeted he had terrible ******** problems
I hope his parents knew what he meant!

Next year he said he’ll go glamping
or hire a log cabin out in the wood
then he won’t have ******** difficulties
and his tweets...

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Categories: get it, humorous, language,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Okay- Do You Get It
Okay what do you want to hear?
Do you want to hear flashy words
Or words that speak to you from bottom of my heart?
Sometimes you just have to go with what you feel like doing
Whether to call one on the phone
Or write them a little note
Little...

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Categories: get it, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bullfrogs In the Belfry Get It On
Bullfrogs in the belfry – get it on.
Butterflies sipping tea – get it on.
Bananas making bread – get it on.
Bubbles beyond belief – get it on.
Bare bottoms bumping blue birds – get it on.

Got on it – hair follicles parading past ferris wheels.
Got on it...

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Categories: get it, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member I Get It
I get it! Love one another,
trying our best to get along...
but, when it comes to pertinent 
issues, how does one compromise
with wrong? Well, no one
knows the truth, each having
his or her own – hmm...so, burn
your bibles, ignore your
parents, no seeming facts
should be incorruptibly sewn to
the...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: get it, bible, community, faith, introspection,
Form: Free verse
I Get It
I Get It

I Found Insanity
When I Believe
What I Say.

-Gray Squirrel

09-29-2024...

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Categories: get it, animal, appreciation, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member ---Just Get It---


               Just Get it!



Don't try to change another's place.
Give them room and loving space.



Be a listener, a  true friend!
Stop trying to fix them as a broken doll who 
needs a...

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Categories: get it, encouraging, freedom,
Form: Couplet



Get It Out
Out and about so people can see
What's going on in me
It also helps me think
Clearly and keep in the "pink"
Those misty, swirling clouds of doubt
That make me want to pout
Have roots that must come out.
God knows what it is all about!
In pictures or in words
From...

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Categories: get it, faith, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
Get It Right
Get it right

Yes it’s my body
so gaunt and so lame
In light we remain 
In spirit the same
Come back to regain
The torture the pain
No words can explain
Our path down this lane
And again and again 
and again and again
We are born just to die
cos the spirit does...

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Categories: get it, adventure
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Go There But Just Cannot Get It Back
I Go There But Just Cannot Get It Back

I go there but just cannot get it back
The buildings there are quite a bit older
But no loud trains run down that iron track
I was young then,  strong and very much bolder.

I go there but just...

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Categories: get it, age, fate, loss, meaningful,
Form: Rhyme
Just Get It Right
just let it happen
just let yourself go
just see what comes next
just see if it grows

don’t stop the feeling
don’t close your heart
don’t close your mind
don’t stop a fresh start

if the feelings are there
if the timing is right
if you want it to be
if you can just get...

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© Jo Bien  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: get it, happiness, love
Form: Verse
Premium Member Get It Flying
Try try with all our might
This time may we get it right

Another day does come
Still we are all thumbs

Is getting this done right
Really going to be our blight

Another chance is all we ask
Leave other tries in the past

Stop wait are we going to fast
Another let...

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Categories: get it, family, children, happiness, love,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member I Don'T Get It
Why do we in my
culture cut part of our sons'
dicks of within minutes of their
birth...

and then expect them to grow
their dicks back which (as far as I know) is still medically
impossible?

And furthermore, why are STDs
women's fault?

Wish I were as smart as the people who
understand
these
things.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't...

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Categories: get it, confusion,
Form: Epithalamium
A Note To Self - Based On India Arie's Song - Get It Together
A Note to Self
You and you alone 
can make the change
in your life to make it
brighter! 


Self
Self you need to try a different angle
Years of trusting the wrong person
Has left you frazzled and depressed

Enough
Enough self-inflicted wounds on your heart
Cease the long waiting to exhale
Stop blaming...

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Categories: get it, forgiveness, hope, lost love,
Form: Didactic
If You Want It, Get It
If you say you CAN. Then you CAN. 
{{as simple as that}}. 
Where are your thoughts at? 
{{The new days up to bat.}}
Each a team mate- each a player,
Each a different flavor; a different layer,
Don't just be talk,
Keep your head up and walk the walk,
What...

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Categories: get it, hope, life, universe,
Form: Alliteration
Man Up, and Get It Tested
Prostate cancer isn't funny...

It’s just a blood test, no-one sticks
Their finger up your bum
You may not care about yourself
But what about your Mum
Your kids, your girlfriend, mates 
Your mistress, and your wife?
Man up, and get it tested 
Save a life

It’s just a blood test, just...

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Categories: get it, body, cancer, health, life,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry