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I Hope This Gives You A Good Hearty Laugh

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I thought it was kind of romantic
I wasn't being a fanatic
I pulled it out in the cold
You thought that was a bit bold
I wrote it in the snow about you and me
How much I love you I wrote it with my pee

I almost froze it off - it and my left ball
Then you hurt me when you said it was too small
It's like out of the pool
It follows the same rule
Not that I expected you to drool
But you didn't need to be cruel

Now I pull it out again and what I write
Your not going to like - it might cause a fight
Not just what it says about you that is quite biting
But the fact it was your sister who did the writing



Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 12/30/2015 10:06:00 PM
What in the world!!! This is hilarious Armand. The ending is crazy! Love it. Always, Laura
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Date: 12/24/2015 6:05:00 PM
LOL thank thank thank you, for bring me some smiles and laughter! This witty poem is hilarious, yet yet........ well you are an artist A7 and Merry Christmas!
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Date: 12/22/2015 12:29:00 PM
It's a guy thing. Very humorous ending!
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Date: 12/19/2015 7:44:00 PM
hahaha. you slay me, Armand. What a marvelous treat to see a poem of yours here today. SEVEN
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Date: 12/18/2015 1:01:00 PM
Fabulous humour Armand and I really laughed at the ending - now when we have snow I will get all the local men to piddle in it and it will melt quickly - just hope they have long .... names lol:-) hugs Jan
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Date: 12/18/2015 12:37:00 PM
OMG...lol...hilarious my friend...we have all done it
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 12/19/2015 11:22:00 AM
Me either, too hard for females to control and flow 'words.' All men probably have or will after reading this. I wonder where men living in the tropics, pee-write!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/18/2015 12:58:00 PM
I've not lol