Best Funny Kids Poems

Remember when we were kids, we use to laugh out loud ?
We use to stay awake for days, jumping and running..
Breaking the limits of sound....

Remember when we had a fight for the very first time and you cried ?
We use to be funny kids playing...

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All The Funny Kids
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There once was a playful little boy his imagination 'Oh' how it would soar
  dreaming of nights of dragons and forts becoming the warlord of his blankets
  and cardboard.

  On a weekend day he requested to build a fort so the dragon...

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Kids Funny (Senryu – Style) Daze

Waking state affects my day
Riding my bike to the rack`
I lock it safely at school

Sit with my clique
Tummy does a flip
Study Hall, yay a rest for my head

I look down clutching my teddy bear
Drooling on my desk in only my...

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Funny Kids Contest
Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup

Once there was a funny girl,
She painted all her walls bright pink,
Then one day she woke up,
And the pink turned into purple ink.

She said, “mommy, what happened?
I miss my bright pink walls!”
“Oh, honey you don't remember?"
Lil' missy had to stop...

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There was a pro texter named Paul,
who broke both his thumbs in a fall;
he was soon made to see
when he used it hands-free,
that his phone could be used to make calls....

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(Moo cow moo)

Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?

Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.

Moo moo comely cow
I see two udders full,
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
But I am running little low.

Have...

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I dreamt I took myself to bits
just like you would an Airfix kit
I know that sounds quite rash of me
but I know my biology.
I took my brain from out my head
and put my bowels in there instead.
And since I did that now I think
I ...

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The Crow and the Pitcher what is the moral of this story                                 ...

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Part of infancy
The weekend TV cartoons
World of fantasy














10-9-2015...

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There once was a girl called Elsa 
who was given a balloon for her birthday
It all went so swell 
Then Elsa went and 
let it go .let it go, let it go...

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Butter, butter everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Eat your fruit and jog a bit -
Butter, butter is not the way.

Sugar, sugar everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Drink your water and run a bit-
Sugar, sugar is not the way.

Sitting, sitting everyday,
Funny kids that want fit;
Ride your...

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Funny Kids Love Lucy

A few inches pup lay comfortably in
In my tiny daughter's palm
Wooly and cuddled a sweet polka dot
A  gift from my sister with so much of awe
A string round her neck embossed JINU'S LUCY

Jinu and Lucy the inseparable two
Grew leisurely in queens...

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FUNNY KIDS POEM CONTEST

The poem must be funny 

Better than the rest

If your a chicken, just write from your nest

The poem must be clean, no dirt can be found

If your a worm, you could write under ground

The rules are the same even for a mouse

Just...

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