Best Frying Pan Poems
Below are the all-time best Frying Pan poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of frying pan poems written by PoetrySoup members
Peg-Leg Pete the Pirate and Dirty Deadeye DanPeg-Leg Pete the Pirate was a very evil man,
He used to eat his dinner from a filthy frying pan,
And when he’s finished eating he’d play...
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Categories:
frying pan, funny, evil, men,
Form:
Verse
The Greatest AfflictionAddictions, restrictions, afflictions, decisions,
A needle, a bottle, step down hard on that throttle!
Disaster, no more laughter, destruction for years after.
Placate, eradicate, fornicate, masturbate,
Addiction. Restriction....
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Categories:
frying pan, addiction, body, corruption, health,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Patriarchal PrisonersYou rule this family with an iron fist
Thriving on having your ass kissed
Without constant adoration you become pissed
There are too many items on your wanted...
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Categories:
frying pan, judgement,
Form:
Rhyme
The Unlit Flame At Blue Feather's Cross Roads
"The Unlit Flame at Blue Feather’s Cross Roads"
Words these days are seldom Red
like drops of lifeless blood falling cold on a hot frying pan,
sentences are...
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Categories:
frying pan, angel, muse, mystery, romance,
Form:
Romanticism
Before ChanukahThe winter season brings in
the festival of light
in its wake
The battle which took place over a millennium ago
Still...
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Categories:
frying pan, holiday,
Form:
Concrete
The Great British Pancake Day Toss Off - Warning Contains InnuendoToday it’s Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race
Entrants are on the starting line with a smile upon their face
Old Ted ‘s ready...
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Categories:
frying pan, food, humorous, race,
Form:
Couplet
Embroiled
You’re feeling so uncomfortably
like a lobster lately,
embroiled in hot controversy
Heated debates swirling all around you,
as your deep-fried life
jumps from the frying pan to the...
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Categories:
frying pan, food, funny, humor, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
Categories:
frying pan, child, family, fear, food,
Form:
Free verse
NonsenseWhen are you going to grow up
She asked me one day
Never I said
If I have my way
She said you act like a fool
Don't you take...
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Categories:
frying pan, funny, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Something You Should Know About MePardon me Hon, my apophenia is acting up. See,
I have this acute case of advanced pareidolia
Today my two fried eggs formed Munch's...
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Categories:
frying pan, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Late One NightLate one night in the middle of the day
She took out her fork and began to write
With her pen she ate the food...
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Categories:
frying pan, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
PlayingPlaying a man: bravado
matching can-do ego with
being strong in word and deed.
Within ... he curls up in tears.
Playing a woman: so feminine
soft hands, soft...
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Categories:
frying pan, childhood, confusion, people, social,
Form:
Free verse
No Gpathe egg in the frying pan
sizzled but mine wasn't
sunny side up
my brain assimilated
everything but this
wasn't a simulation
i hit a wall
going at least
sixty...
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Categories:
frying pan, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
The Aunt DanceAn Italian once courted my Aunt
Who was bitten by ants in his pants
So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"
...
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Categories:
frying pan, funny, nature
Form:
Limerick
Grandma's ApronGRANDMA'S APRON
Grandma's apron dabbed my tears and wiped the baby dry.
Carried wood and eggs and fruit when she would work outside.
We'd run...
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Categories:
frying pan, childhood, dedication, family,
Form:
Free verse