Best Foreskin Poems
A Cold WinterThe winter has honed its attack.
“I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack,
as up climb the freezes
from toes passed the knees-es.
It's so cold my foreskin grew back!
12/30/18...
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Categories:
foreskin, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Malapropisms and MondegreensOne light, I was out panting the clown red when I met a Sadie from Francis who I found to be quiet subtractive. It was apparel she thought I was distracted two because she ted, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?” To witch I supplied...
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Categories:
foreskin, funny,
Form:
Prose
Hey Fiddle FiddleHe fiddled
with his foreskin,
pulling the taunts over
The tip of his nose,
it still stung, from when
Gary Mother****in' Jackson
(a strapping lad who insisted
this should have been his middle
name, after taking up a pool
job one summer)
Had pushed him, rather
abruptly into the bushes,
and those branches
Feeling like hands, poked
and...
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Categories:
foreskin, allah, baptism, basketball, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
To All the Women : Whose Your Daddy?Why do you use sex as a control weapon?
You pretend to not know that we need it.
The monster must be alleviated, released.
We get sex when we get a promotion,
or our birthday or when we buy you a gift.
What greed is that?
Can you even...
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Categories:
foreskin, lifecare, women, care, history,
Form:
Wonder WomenW-W.
Training bra, stuffing tissue ambition.
Black Bikini top, captures a man’s vision.
Breast-feeding, a painful loving tradition.
Mammogram exam, life becomes a mission.
Breast Cancer Results, nothing close to removing the foreskin in a circumcision.
11-12-12
SandyIvy...
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Categories:
foreskin, life, sad, cancer,
Form:
Rhyme
The White Devil's PrideBearing a European polymorphism, I should be branded by shame.
I am the White Devil as they claim.
The Ciakara, a bipedal reptilian that fades in and out of gamma rays.
The Ivory Dragon with razor fangs.
He who breathes flames of artillery; consuming the indigenous cultures of men.
I...
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Categories:
foreskin, america, color, discrimination, history,
Form:
Rhyme
The Masked Faces“The Masked Faces”
We peeling off the foreskin of our rich culture,
Ignorance is the reason we feed on the carcass of a Vulture,
The more we fail the more we weaken the pillars of the structure,
Created by God but creating an illusion of a creature,
The skeletons never...
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Categories:
foreskin, innocence, political, power, violence,
Form:
Alliteration
CircumcisionMen who have been subject to a circumcision
experience 60 percent less ****** sensation
than men who currently still possess their foreskin....
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Categories:
foreskin, education,
Form:
Rhyme
On the Road To Damascus Part TwoOn The Road To Damascus Part Two
By Roy Merritt
(A humorous take on the life of the Apostle Paul)
That was my first journey on my second Peter became a friend
And with him I debated the Gentiles and foreskin
He said they had to cut it because the...
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Categories:
foreskin, humor, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
Insecure, Illuminating Ill-Tempered, Invigorating Icicle I Once WasI’m stronger than I realize,
I’m not alone
And I’m not a failure
I am focused on the prize -
God’s Kingdom today, though I’m on my own
Feeling like a Jailure
I was brave enough
Life can be quite rough
I was courageous to the touch
Nothing much is happening and such
I was...
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Categories:
foreskin, appreciation, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
The Man Who Sold His SoulThe man who sold his soul
I can’t let go of Christopher Higgins yet, not that I knew him,
but I have read a couple of his books – not impressed- he is
not an author. A very erudite man with a photographic mind
He could...
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Categories:
foreskin, abuse, addiction, adventure,
Form:
Blank verse
I Met This Little Lesbian4.22am 27-1-04
I met this little lesbian
She rode up on her bike
A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike
So the two of us got talking
And we went down for a beer
And while there we were walking
She told me she was *****
I said it didn’t...
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Categories:
foreskin, adventureme, me, sleep,
Form:
Rhyme
Nice F Wordsfriend front
fond face facemask
facial flowers feathers food fingers
frisk frock foreplay
foreskin forsake forgive futtock
folks fork frank
flak flack funk
i am kind of happy now
my brain fog from reading all those 38 poems
has cleared i can think again
fine free freedom fellas...
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Categories:
foreskin, fun,
Form:
Circumstances of This Baby's FleshThey cut baby's flesh
foreskin for god
forsaken modification
reflect on what they have mistaken
for his true words
I'm not real
never loved you
and never will
this illusion
you have fused
with delusion
only to manipulate
and distribute
your hate
and well deserved fate
will...
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Categories:
foreskin, life
Form:
Was Versus NowI’m stronger than I realize,
I’m not alone
And I’m not a failure
I am focused on the prize -
God’s Kingdom today, though I’m on my own
Feeling like a Jailure
I was brave enough
Life can be quite rough
I was courageous to the touch
Nothing much is happening and such
I was...
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Categories:
foreskin, anxiety, courage,
Form:
Rhyme