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A Cold Winter

The winter has honed its attack. “I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack, as up climb the freezes from toes passed the knees-es. It's so cold my foreskin grew back! 12/30/18

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Kurt Ravidas

Date: 5/8/2019 11:02:00 AM

Hush, don't mention it, Dale! On the other hand, don't hush. Mention, mention it, Dale! A great excuse to put the blame on the cold weather)

Cindi Rockwell

Date: 3/8/2019 4:14:00 PM

Hahaha!! Does that surgery have a lifetime warranty? It’s been that cold here — better check my husband!!! Congrats! Great funny write!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/8/2019 4:51:00 PM

Thank you, Cindi.

Sherilynn Kucharek

Date: 3/8/2019 4:01:00 PM

Made me laugh! What a great sense of humor. Tmi does not even cover it here. The image s burned in my mind forever! Lol Congratulations on your win!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/8/2019 4:51:00 PM

Thanks for reading, Sherilynn.

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/6/2019 5:23:00 PM

In normal circumstances I would say "too much information, Dale" but this is a unique circumcision. LOL Congrats on your top win.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/6/2019 5:32:00 PM

Thank you, Line.

Jan Allison

Date: 3/6/2019 4:49:00 PM

Am delighted to share the podium with you for this gem, so great to read it again Dale:-)Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/6/2019 5:32:00 PM

Thanks much, Jan.

M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/3/2019 6:57:00 PM

Now there's a predicament! Hilarious; congrats on your win.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/3/2019 8:39:00 PM

Thanks for reading, ML.

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/1/2019 10:42:00 PM

LOL! ;D

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/2/2019 8:16:00 AM

Thanks, Maureen.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/31/2018 10:01:00 PM

Hilarious, Dale! Great work and congrats on your win. Hugs, Carolyn

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/1/2019 8:28:00 AM

Thanks much, Carolyn.

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/31/2018 8:12:00 PM

Lol! Dale, I see why you got the top spot! This was hilarious.Congratulations on a well deserved win! Happy New Year's you and your loved ones:-) Alexis

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/1/2019 8:27:00 AM

Thanks, Alexis.