A Cold Winter

The winter has honed its attack.
“I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack,
as up climb the freezes
from toes passed the knees-es.
It's so cold my foreskin grew back!

12/30/18
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Ravidas Avatar
May 8, 2019 at 11:02 AM
Hush, don't mention it, Dale! On the other hand, don't hush. Mention, mention it, Dale! A great excuse to put the blame on the cold weather)
Rockwell Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 4:14 PM
Hahaha!! Does that surgery have a lifetime warranty? It’s been that cold here — better check my husband!!! Congrats! Great funny write!
Cozart Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 4:51 PM
Thank you, Cindi.
Kucharek Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 4:01 PM
Made me laugh! What a great sense of humor. Tmi does not even cover it here. The image s burned in my mind forever! Lol Congratulations on your win!
Cozart Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 4:51 PM
Thanks for reading, Sherilynn.
Gauthier Avatar
March 6, 2019 at 5:23 PM
In normal circumstances I would say "too much information, Dale" but this is a unique circumcision. LOL Congrats on your top win.
Cozart Avatar
March 6, 2019 at 5:32 PM
Thank you, Line.
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2019 at 4:49 PM
Am delighted to share the podium with you for this gem, so great to read it again Dale:-)Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
March 6, 2019 at 5:32 PM
Thanks much, Jan.
Kiser Avatar
January 3, 2019 at 6:57 PM
Now there's a predicament! Hilarious; congrats on your win.
Cozart Avatar
January 3, 2019 at 8:39 PM
Thanks for reading, ML.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 10:42 PM
LOL! ;D
Cozart Avatar
January 2, 2019 at 8:16 AM
Thanks, Maureen.
Devonshire Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 10:01 PM
Hilarious, Dale! Great work and congrats on your win. Hugs, Carolyn
Cozart Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 8:28 AM
Thanks much, Carolyn.
Y. Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 8:12 PM
Lol! Dale, I see why you got the top spot! This was hilarious.Congratulations on a well deserved win! Happy New Year's you and your loved ones:-) Alexis
Cozart Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 8:27 AM
Thanks, Alexis.
Flood Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 6:33 PM
Hey Dale, how cold would it need to be for my hair to grow back. Congrats on your win.
Allison Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:41 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Dale I knew this would strike gold in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 5:07 PM
Thanks, Jan, I see we're right next to each other. Congrats!!
Kitchin Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:33 PM
Dale this limerick is hilarious, it gave me quite a laugh, congratulations on your gold first placement in the contest!
Cozart Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 5:06 PM
Thanks so much, Tania!
Dietrich Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 11:12 AM
hahaha, What a final line!! And I like the fun way your pluralized kneeses. It's allowed in limericks!!
Cozart Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 11:47 AM
Thanks for reading, Andrea.
Lawless Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 5:29 PM
now that's funny......Good One....
Cozart Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 5:33 PM
Thanks for reading, John.
Allison Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 4:49 PM
OMG this is so darn funny Dale, makes my limericks look tame lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 5:05 PM
Thanks, Jan. It's been cold here!
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