I Met This Little Lesbian

4.22am 27-1-04 I met this little lesbian She rode up on her bike A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike So the two of us got talking And we went down for a beer And while there we were walking She told me she was ***** I said it didn’t matter I didn’t mind a bit For I fancied her the latter Thinking into her I’d get She invited me to move in To join her in her flat To sleep in the same bed Well what do you think of that? We talked awhile of her one true love Joe, a little girl so dear Joe’s family had given her the shove Because she acted ***** So off to sleep it’s then we drift Hot body by my side Bout 2am my hand did slip Bout this I have no pride So then she says just do it And my friend was big and hard So I entered and screwed a bit And the bed did move a yard The explosion was riveting And I fell right out of bed The angle of the pivoting Get out it’s now she said? So back to Sydney she did ride Left me broken in her wake It sort of tore me up inside Any difference did I make??? … Don Johnson Due to complaints on the flow here is the ruder version, i know true story ...wonder what her motive was....baby? If it offend I'll take it off like foreskin from a buttercup