Best Fit Up Poems

Would you not prefer a chair Mrs Atwood? 
I'm sure we have one going spare 
You see that pink sofa that you brought with you  
Just won't quite fit up our stairs  

Would you not prefer a chair Mrs Atwood? 
I see you...

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If your fingers were made out of sausages
I'm sure that your dog would like those
but the problem would be you could not tie your shoes
and they certainly won't fit up your nose!

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Eyes open as you inhale the morning air, The body still heavy from slumber loosens with each stretch and yawn, Standing slowly you walk to the window, Peeking through the inviting sun beams onto you its warmth, You head for the front door, Every subtle...

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