Best Fair And Square Poems
Humorous Patter Sayings
Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin
Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us
Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra lickadee split!
Ain't she red now but comon let's dance
If you never now’s your chance
Got two left feet so you can't walk straight
That's OK cause you can promenade
Promenade up and promenade down
Your the purdiest girl in the whole durn town
Slap your knee and holler an’ wail
Bend on down and shake your tail
Tail, tail, pretty little tail
If you pull it I won't tell
I won't tell no sir yes ma'am
Do-si-do, do it all again.
Allemande left to your corner;
Go right and left grand.
When you see your pretty gal,
don't squeeze too hard her little hand.
Head ladies chain; side ladies too down the middle
Your partner ain't no second fiddle.
All partners promenade.
Don't stop off for lemonade.
Do si do your corner;
do si do your own.
Circle left. Make a ring;
no, don't ring like a telephone!
Promenade once again.
She’s your Barbie. He’s your Ken.
Ladies in; men sashay.
Step lively; this ain’t no ballet!
Round up all them sweet wallflowers
don't let them sit alone for hours! :(
You're having fun-- I've got a hunch ;-P
They're sick of watching, drinking punch
Each sip dream treat
makes time drift slow
class tea swill luscious
full marks fair trade
Reward rich harvests
from farm land crews
as they sweat and toil
fair share just measure ?
Earnest team labour
they endure so much
in plants and yards
fair play to prowess
Low income groups
at home and abroad
who barely exist say
please give to them
The stoic bear burdens
in each social walk
pain afflicts everyone
be fair and inclusive
Tune into deep pain
sharp cries for bounty
that touch heartstrings
fairness always at stake
Across the human race
an inner cross rumbles
like a dormant virus plot
extend that fine hand
Care Bears low status
yet these saints pass
background alms n aid
to usher urgent fairness
Whilst going about a
daily routine perforce
one must listen, care
help, give freely too
Of all the things
duty bound a slant
your gift of time
itself a true trait
R-ight choice or decision
I-s made fair and square;
T-he procedure is followed,
A-s you act being chair.
F-air and square, you do it,
R-emain obedient to the law;
A-ugust twenty-fifth day,
N-ever fear the devil's claw.
C-all the shots with guts,
I-nstead of starting to err;
A-llow your mind and heart to judge fair and square.