Best Fair And Square Poems

Humorous Patter Sayings

Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin 

Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us

Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra lickadee split!

Ain't she red now but comon let's dance
If you...

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Allemande left to your corner;
Go right and left grand.
When you see your pretty gal, 
don't squeeze too hard her little hand.

Head ladies chain; side ladies too down the middle
Your partner ain't no second fiddle.
All partners promenade.
Don't stop off for lemonade.

Do si do your corner; 
do...

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A right and a left and around to the back
Line up like horses at the track

Queen of hearts, Jack of spades,
Gee up Neddy and promenade

Allemande left with your best front runner
Wink at your mate if you've pulled a stunner

Lift knees up and dressage round the...

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Round up all them sweet wallflowers
don't let them sit alone for hours! :(

You're having fun-- I've got a hunch ;-P
They're sick of watching, drinking punch

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R-ight choice or decision
I-s made fair and square; 
T-he procedure is followed, 
A-s you act being chair.

F-air and square, you do it, 
R-emain obedient to the law; 
A-ugust twenty-fifth day, 
N-ever fear the devil's claw.
C-all the shots with guts, 
I-nstead of starting to err; 
A-llow...

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